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  • #1
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #2
    A. Edward Newton
    “Who was it who said, "I hold the buying of more books than one can peradventure read, as nothing less than the soul's reaching towards infinity; which is the only thing that raises us above the beasts that perish?" Whoever it was, I agree with him.”
    A. Edward Newton, A magnificent farce and other diversions of a book collector

  • #3
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #4
    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #5
    Isaac Asimov
    “The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
    Isaac Asimov

  • #6
    “In France, a chemist named Pilatre de Rozier tested the flammability of hydrogen by gulping a mouthful and blowing across an open flame, proving at a stroke that hydrogen is indeed explosively combustible and that eyebrows are not necessarily a permanent feature of one's face.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #7
    Marie Curie
    “Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.”
    Marie Curie

  • #8
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #9
    George Bernard Shaw
    “Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.”
    George Bernard Shaw

  • #10
    Charles William Eliot
    “Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.”
    Charles W. Eliot

  • #11
    Groucho Marx
    “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #12
    Graham Parke
    “It's finally happened; scientists claim to have discovered the very first person in history who doesn't like french fries.

    Just imagine the implications!”
    Graham Parke

  • #13
    Andy Weir
    “I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #14
    Andy Weir
    “Gay probe coming to save me. Got it.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #15
    Andy Weir
    “I admit it’s fatally dangerous,” Watney said. “But consider this: I’d get to fly around like Iron Man.” “We’ll keep working on ideas,” Lewis said. “Iron Man, Commander. Iron Man.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #16
    Andy Weir
    “Just three words? Nothing about his physical health? His equipment? His supplies?'

    'You got me,' she said. 'He left a detailed status report. I just decided to lie for no reason.'

    'Funny,' Venkat said. 'Be a smart-ass to a guy seven levels above you at your company. See how that works out.'

    'Oh no,' Mindy said. 'I might lose my job as an interplanetary voyeur? I guess I'd have to use my master's degree for something else.'

    'I remember when you were shy.'

    'I'm space paparazzi now. The attitude comes with the job.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #17
    Andy Weir
    “Elrond,” Bruce said. “The Council of Elrond. From Lord of the Rings. It’s the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.”
    “Jesus,” Annie said. “None of you got laid in high school, did you?”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #18
    Andy Weir
    “[08:31] JPL: Good, keep us posted on any mechanical or electronic problems. By the way, the name of the probe we’re sending is Iris. Named after the Greek goddess who traveled the heavens with the speed of wind. She’s also the goddess of rainbows. [08:47] WATNEY: Gay probe coming to save me. Got it.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #19
    Andy Weir
    “Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.”
    Andy Weir, The Martian

  • #20
    Arun D. Ellis
    “Only a psychopath would ever think of doing these things, only a psychopath would dream of abusing other people in such a way, only a psychopath would treat people as less than human just for money. The shocking truth is, even though they now have most if not all of the money, they want still more, they want all of the money that you have left in your pockets, they want it all because they have no empathy with other people, with other creatures, they have no feeling for the world which they exploit, they have no love or sense of being or belonging for their souls are dead, dead to all things but greed and a desire to rule over others.”
    Arun D. Ellis, Corpalism

  • #21
    “a packet of Jaffa Cakes is a binary object, by which I mean it has only two states: unopened or empty. There have been rumoured sightings of half packets, but the evidence is debatable.”
    Marty Jopson, The Science of Everyday Life: Why Teapots Dribble, Toast Burns and Light Bulbs Shine



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