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Graham Parke

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Influences
Faltering sunlight and boredom

Member Since
December 2009


Forewords Book of the Year winner, Kirkus Indie Best-Lister, EPIC, IBA, and NY Literary Magazine finalist, Graham Parke is responsible for a number of bewildering publications and has recently attempted to patent a self-folding map. He has been described as both a humanitarian and a pathological liar. Convincing evidence to support either allegation has yet to be produced.

The award winning "NoHope universe" series is his fiction debut.



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Average rating: 3.33 · 703 ratings · 198 reviews · 7 distinct worksSimilar authors
No Hope for Gomez!

3.15 avg rating — 516 ratings — published 2010 — 3 editions
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Unspent Time

4.06 avg rating — 54 ratings — published 2012 — 3 editions
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No Date for Gomez!

3.82 avg rating — 55 ratings — published 2010
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Sometimes I'm So Smart I Al...

3.76 avg rating — 54 ratings2 editions
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Clash of the Sissies

3.35 avg rating — 20 ratings — published 2009
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Help! The President is an A...

really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 3 ratings
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Completely Flappable

it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2013
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Welcome to Earth - p2



Imagine traveling the 27 catrillion million light-years to earth without a single problem, then turning on the landing lights way too early and scaring the inhabitants of several major cities – already the people of earth were talking up a storm about those ‘strange lights in the sky’.

Not the best way to start a stealth interplanetary mission.

But this was exactly what Gryx had done

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Quotes by Graham Parke  (?)
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“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time

“Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.”
Graham Parke, No Hope for Gomez!

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time

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“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time

“Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.”
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“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time

“I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.”
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“Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.”
Graham Parke, No Hope for Gomez!

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message 54: by Joy

Joy Thanks for the add ~ looking forward to reading your books! Happy reading :)


message 53: by Ben

Ben No problem. Looking forward to read No Hope when I get the time. :)


message 52: by Indrė

Indrė Karvelytė hello there, it's nice to have you as well :)


Poet Gentleness Hello Graham,
Thanks for the invite.
Cris :)


message 50: by Graham

Graham Parke Snorii wrote: "Where can I get Random Acts of Senseless Kindness?

Random acts is a free give-away for those buying the novels ;) Blogspot contains the instructions.


message 49: by Snorii

Snorii Where can I get Random Acts of Senseless Kindness? The url seems to be broken.

http://www.grahamparke.com/indexrando...

Thanks!


message 48: by Tamara

Tamara >insert cheerful comment here<


message 47: by David

David Gallagher Oh, hey. Just saw that message. Thanks, Mr. Parke. Looking forward to reading your stuff.


مصطفى موسى Thanks Graham :)
I had the honor


message 45: by Sruthi

Sruthi thanks graham :) :)
feels great to be aboard :) :)


message 44: by Yna

Yna Paez Graham wrote: "Yna Fempia wrote: "You've seriously never encountered this?
"


No way, it's real! I would sell my right arm to get a scoop of that! (I happen to have two right arms, so it isn't that much of a sa..."


2 right arms? what? where did that come from? lol :D


message 43: by Graham

Graham Parke Yna Fempia wrote: "You've seriously never encountered this?
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No way, it's real! I would sell my right arm to get a scoop of that! (I happen to have two right arms, so it isn't that much of a sacrifice...)


message 42: by Yna

Yna Paez You've seriously never encountered this?

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message 41: by Dewi

Dewi Hai...thanks for befriend me :)


Sense361 Thank you for befriending me:)


message 39: by Irene

Irene Hi, thanks for your nice message and for befriending me! Have a great day!


message 38: by Ursula

Ursula Thanks for the friend request and the link. 'No Hope for Gomez!' is definitely still on my 'to read'-list.


message 37: by Nina

Nina Thanks for the friend request :)


message 36: by Denise (last edited Mar 29, 2012 08:06AM)

Denise Thanks for the friend-vite!


message 35: by Aidyan

Aidyan Thank you for adding me! =)


message 34: by Kat

Kat Thanks so much for friending me!


message 33: by Serina

Serina Anthony Thanks for the add! :)


message 32: by Geku

Geku Thank you for the friend request and I still hope to read 'No Hope for Gomez!' one day. Thanks for the link to extracts. :3


Navidaloca thanks a lot! great to be here....i love it!! =)


message 30: by Janet

Janet thanks for the add :D i look forward to reading your books one day. happy writing!


message 29: by Yami

Yami thanx SO MUCH for the add, and the chapters :)))


message 28: by Avry15

Avry15 and for the friend request too..:)


message 27: by Avry15

Avry15 hello Mr. Graham..
thank you for the links...I'll visit those..:)


message 26: by Lorian

Lorian Jones hey thanx 4 the add can u comment my new pics i need ur true opinions bout them i want 2 kno wat u see and wat is saying 2 u and also pleaz have ur friends may leave a comments on my pics

Thanx u!!! :)


message 25: by Jodie

Jodie Thanks for the add!
At the computer just at the right time.
Thanks also for the email, I plan to read the book myself =)


message 24: by Penny

Penny Thanks for the add :) I'm looking forward to reading your book soon! I'm just finishing a book now then moving onto Gomez = D

Penny, Aus


Kristina Hi Graham! Thank you for the add :) I look forward to reading your book. Soon, I hope. Gomez seems like an interesting guy to get to know ;)


message 22: by Cindy

Cindy Thanks for the friend invite! I do intend to locate a copy of "No Hope for Gomez" to read. Sounds funny and twisted, which just happens to be my favorite combo, in books and sometimes life!


Mparsley99 The synopsis of the book makes it sound like great fun, which is surprising since it would normally be describing a plot for a gorefest type book. I would love to be able to read it and review to see if it lives up to the feel of the description on Good Reads


message 20: by Júlio

Júlio Thanks, man! My interest is about books that are not so common here in Brazil. Here we have just best-sellers and classics, although, a lot of wonderful national authors. :]


message 19: by Mona

Mona Garg Hello Graham :)

Thanks for the friend invite. Your book looks like an intersting mix of thriller and humor. I look forward to reading it.


message 18: by Kristen

Kristen My Bookish Fairy Tale thankyou for the invite Graham!! And as soon as I can get my hands on a copy of No hope for Gomez I will deffinitely read it. I have been wanting to read it for a while now!

Good luck with all your success!!


Jessica-L- Hey Graham!
Tnx for the invite.
Greetings from Croatia.
I'd love to read your book, the summary is sooo interesting and twisted, my kind of thing :)(:


message 16: by Cee

Cee Hey Graham!
Thanks for the friendvite (:

Your book sounds really interesting, just the right amount of weirdness. Too bad I didn't win it though. Where are you from?


message 15: by Gail

Gail Thanks for the friend request. I do like several of your quotes!


message 14: by Arzu

Arzu Hi Graham, thanks for the friendvite. Nice to meet you. My profile pic was taken last March on Phi Phi Islands (location of Leonardo Di Caprio's "The Beach"). Really beautiful!! It was destroyed by the tsunami in 2004, but is being restored right now. Arzu


message 13: by Dina

Dina Hey Graham, thanks for the friend invite. I've been to the Netherlands once and I loved it. I wish I could go back, but there are still many new places to visit around the world. :)


message 12: by Mercy

Mercy Thanks for the add :)
What was that about guavas though?


message 11: by René

René Thank you for the friend request. I'm looking forwards to reading No Hope for Gomez!


message 10: by Haley

Haley Mathiot Heya! I love dutch chocolate! great to have you on goodreads.


Eva-Marie Hi Graham. Thanks a lot. I'll almost definitely pick it up one of these days - it does look interesting. Thanks for letting me know about the site!


Angelia Fransisca Rusli Hi Graham! Thanks for the friend request!
Pleasure to meet you :)


message 7: by Holly (last edited Apr 23, 2010 06:52AM)

Holly Thanks for the friend request. No Hope For Gomez sounds very interesting, I'm looking foward to reading it!


Kimberley Pleasure to meet you.


Amanda Flint Hey, thanks for the friend request! Your book looks extremely interesting, I hope I get to read it. :)


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