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“Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.”
― Janet Evanovich

“I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he looked above my head, and he cleared his throat.

It's okay,' I said. 'I know I'm blue.'

It caught me by surprise,' he said. 'I didn't want to seem rude.”
― Janet Evanovich, Fearless Fourteen

“Nice dress. Take it off.”
― Janet Evanovich

“[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton.
[Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton.”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.”
― Janet Evanovich, Hot Six

“Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable. ”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.”
― Janet Evanovich, Eleven on Top

“She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight."
[Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?"
"Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go home."
I could feel the heat rush to my face.
Ranger gave me the wolf smile. "I lied about it being tonight," he said.”
― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.
"I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said.
[Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked."
"I wish you hadn't told me that, babe."
"Everyone I know wants to see you naked."
"And you?"
"Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.”
― Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

“I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie”
― Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

“I have bad car juju."
-Stephanie Plum”
― Janet Evanovich, Plum Spooky

“I'd bitch slap the devil for you.”
― Janet Evanovich

“Babe!”
― Janet Evanovich

“You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)”
― Janet Evanovich, Finger Lickin' Fifteen

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”
― Janet Evanovich