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#1

“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”
― Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

tags: biology, comedy, dolphins, humor, marine-biology, nature, sharks, wildlife

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#2

“Sure we could replace war with paintball battles. But it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning.”
― Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

tags: comedy, future, grenades, humor, international-politics, paintball, war, warfare, weapons-of-mass-destruction

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#3

“In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.”
― Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

tags: comedy, eating, food, geometry, humor, math, pie

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#4

“There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.”
― Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

tags: christmas, christmas-tree, comedy, holidays, humor, neighbors

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#5

“Never second guess yourself. Or do, maybe. Whatever you feel good about.”
― Dan Florence, Zombies Love Pizza

tags: advice, comedy, confidence, doubt, humor

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