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  • #1
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #2
    Tai Odunsi
    “Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

  • #3
    Tai Odunsi
    “…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous," she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

  • #4
    Laurie Halse Anderson
    “You have to know what you stand for, not just what you stand against.”
    Laurie Halse Anderson, Speak

  • #5
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “everything is relative. you, for instance, are my relative.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #6
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “i gave a start as if goosed from behind”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #7
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I started m-p-h-ing it homewards in a thrice”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #8
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #9
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “the ice was not only broken; it was shivered into a million fragments”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #10
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “[He] saw that a peculiar expression had come into his nephew's face; an expression a little like that of a young hindu fakir who having settled himself on his first bed of spikes is beginning to wish that he had chosen one of the easier religions.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #11
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #12
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “I shuttered from hairdo to shoe-sole”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #13
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #14
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “cats on hot bricks could take hints from me”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #15
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “He groaned slightly and winced like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, Big Money
    tags: humor

  • #16
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “Filled with a coward rage that dares to burn but does not dare to blaze, Lord Emsworth coughed a cough that was undisguisedly a bronchial white flag.”
    P.G. Wodehouse , Blandings Castle

  • #17
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.”
    P.G. Wodehouse

  • #18
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “What a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else, don't you know, if you see what I mean.”
    P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

  • #19
    Tai Odunsi
    “In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

  • #20
    Tai Odunsi
    “Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

  • #21
    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    Albert Camus

  • #22
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #23
    Mark Twain
    “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
    Mark Twain

  • #24
    P.G. Wodehouse
    “[I'm] as broke as the ten commandments.”
    P. G. Wodehouse

  • #25
    Tai Odunsi
    “I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: The Miseducation of Mergatroyd, Love god in Training

  • #26
    Sam Harris
    “In fact, "atheism" is a term that should not even exist. No one ever needs to identify himself as a "non-astrologer" or a "non-alchemist." We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and their cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs.”
    Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation

  • #27
    Tai Odunsi
    “She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

  • #28
    Tai Odunsi
    “Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

  • #29
    Tai Odunsi
    “This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring

  • #30
    Tai Odunsi
    “…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast:
     
    Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.”
    Tai Odunsi, Cupid's Academy: Argus' Big Fat Greek Wedding Ring



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