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  • #1
    Paul Goat Allen
    “Why be normal when you can be paranormal!”
    Paul Goat Allen

  • #2
    Jeaniene Frost
    “You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
    Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

  • #3
    “Come with me. It's so much better than coming alone.
    (Lucan whispered to Lena)”
    Lynn Viehl, Dark Need

  • #4
    Jim  Butcher
    “I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”
    Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

  • #5
    Christopher Farnsworth
    “Something you killed didn't stay dead? Wow. That must have really put some termites in your coffin.”
    Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, and Blood

  • #6
    Christine Warren
    “It called to him, a sweet heady beacon of femininity, fertility, and fuckability. His three favorite f-words.”
    Christine Warren, Wolf at the Door

  • #7
    Christopher Farnsworth
    “Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”
    Christopher Farnsworth

  • #8
    Jim  Butcher
    “Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #9
    Jim  Butcher
    “We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
    Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

  • #10
    J.R. Ward
    “I was dead until you found me, though I breathed. I was sightless, though I could see. And then you came...and I was awakened.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Awakened

  • #11
    J.R. Ward
    “The truth was...he was in love with her. Totally over-the-line, no-going-back, not-even-dead-would-he-part kind of shit.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Mine

  • #12
    J.R. Ward
    “You are a manipulator.
    I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.”
    J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal

  • #13
    Jennifer Rardin
    “When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won't need stitches afterward. You'll need crutches.”
    Jennifer Rardin, One More Bite

  • #14
    Jennifer Rardin
    “Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero.”
    Jennifer Rardin, Once Bitten, Twice Shy

  • #15
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dance with the Devil

  • #16
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care. (Jaden)”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Bad Moon Rising

  • #17
    Sherrilyn Kenyon
    “Bitch please...you haven't seen mean yet.”
    Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

  • #18
    Richard Kadrey
    “I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.”
    Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim

  • #19
    Richard Kadrey
    “Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.”
    Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead

  • #20
    Patricia Briggs
    “Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
    Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

  • #21
    Darynda Jones
    “I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt”
    Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

  • #22
    Darynda Jones
    “IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”
    Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

  • #23
    Kristen Ashley
    “No wonder. Puerto Rican, Italian and Cuban –
    the perfect ingredients for a hot, bossy, badass cocktail.”
    Kristen Ashley, Mystery Man

  • #24
    Kristen Ashley
    “I felt a warm hand on the skin of my lower back.”
    I twisted my neck, looked up and there he was.
    I held my breath and he asked, “You comin’ or what?”
    That was it. That was his pickup line. “You comin’ or what?”
    I went.”
    Kristen Ashley, Mystery Man

  • #25
    Janet Evanovich
    “Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”
    Janet Evanovich

  • #26
    Joanna Wylde
    “Marie: So why are you called Horse?
    Horse: Cause I'm hung like one.”
    Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Property



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