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#1

“Why be normal when you can be paranormal!”
― Paul Goat Allen

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#2

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

tags: humor, sex, vampire

1099 likes

#3

“Come with me. It's so much better than coming alone.
(Lucan whispered to Lena)”
― Lynn Viehl, Dark Need

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#4

“I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”
― Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

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#5

“Something you killed didn't stay dead? Wow. That must have really put some termites in your coffin.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, Red, White, and Blood

tags: boogeyman, humor, paranormal-suspense, vampires

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#6

“It called to him, a sweet heady beacon of femininity, fertility, and fuckability. His three favorite f-words.”
― Christine Warren, Wolf at the Door

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#7

“Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?”
― Christopher Farnsworth

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#8

“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

tags: changes, drinking, harry-dresden, laughter, sanity, sanya

887 likes

#9

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

tags: bob-the-skull, harry-dresden, humor, insanity

572 likes

#10

“I was dead until you found me, though I breathed. I was sightless, though I could see. And then you came...and I was awakened.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Awakened

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#11

“The truth was...he was in love with her. Totally over-the-line, no-going-back, not-even-dead-would-he-part kind of shit.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Mine

tags: john-matthew, love, obsession

368 likes

#12

“You are a manipulator.
I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.”
― J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal

tags: brothers, comedy, dark, euphemism, label, manipulation

1361 likes

#13

“When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won't need stitches afterward. You'll need crutches.”
― Jennifer Rardin, One More Bite

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#14

“Sometimes things would be so much simpler if you could just pull out your gun and shoot the bad guy. Reason number seventeen why Indiana Jones is my hero.”
― Jennifer Rardin, Once Bitten, Twice Shy

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#15

“I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dance with the Devil

tags: zarek

2447 likes

#16

“Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care. (Jaden)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Bad Moon Rising

tags: jaden

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#17

“Bitch please...you haven't seen mean yet.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Acheron

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#18

“I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.”
― Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim

tags: worldview

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#19

“Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.”
― Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead

tags: bullets, memories, metaphor, pain

774 likes

#20

“Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

tags: simile

1642 likes

#21

“I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

tags: demons, grave, self

435 likes

#22

“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”
― Darynda Jones, Second Grave on the Left

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#23

“No wonder. Puerto Rican, Italian and Cuban –
the perfect ingredients for a hot, bossy, badass cocktail.”
― Kristen Ashley, Mystery Man

tags: dirty-liners

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#24

“I felt a warm hand on the skin of my lower back.”
I twisted my neck, looked up and there he was.
I held my breath and he asked, “You comin’ or what?”
That was it. That was his pickup line. “You comin’ or what?”
I went.”
― Kristen Ashley, Mystery Man

130 likes

#25

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”
― Janet Evanovich

tags: action, humor, romance

246 likes

#26

“Marie: So why are you called Horse?
Horse: Cause I'm hung like one.”
― Joanna Wylde, Reaper's Property

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