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  • #1
    Walt Whitman
    “Resist much, obey little.”
    Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

  • #2
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #3
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • #4
    Ernest Hemingway
    “There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #5
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisioned by the enemy, don't we consider it his duty to escape?. . .If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we're partisans of liberty, then it's our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!”
    J.R.R. Tolkien

  • #6
    Neil Gaiman
    “Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.”
    Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 6: Fables & Reflections

  • #7
    Charles Bukowski
    “Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #8
    Alan             Moore
    “Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”
    Alan Moore, Watchmen

  • #9
    Isaac Asimov
    “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
    Isaac Asimov, Foundation

  • #10
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
    The crownless again shall be king.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #11
    Arthur  Graham
    “And the years flow past, each of them as unremarkable as the next, as unnoticed as nanoseconds, in fact, not even long enough to contain anything noticeable – centuries just barely registered as moments in space/time. Soon the millennia are passing by at a modest rate of 47 per minute, and of course all manner of things noticeable and not-so-noticeable occur along the way (though most falling into the latter category). Naturally there come periods where lying is greatly rewarded, followed by periods where lying is greatly punished (our poor unlucky editor!), along with every other conceivable and inconceivable reversal and re-reversal of standards, and…

    Wait, did anyone else just hear God yawn?”
    Arthur Graham

  • #12
    “I sit in the corner till you need to use me again
    I am the gatherer of leaves and grass
    and all kinds of loose messes all over your yard.
    I am a long stick with large metal claws.
    I am your loyal friend of autumn.
    I am a lawn rake.”
    Troy Graham, N: Volume Two

  • #13
    Justin Grimbol
    “You know you’re not supposed to sleep here,” the old man said. “I know. But you love me.” “I don’t love you. I dated your grandma once. That’s all.” “You love me just a little,” Boner said. “No. Not even a little.” “I love you a little.” The old man shook his head.”
    Justin Grimbol, Naked Friends

  • #14
    Arthur C. Clarke
    “The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.”
    Arthur C. Clarke

  • #15
    Harry Whitewolf
    “All you want is to have hot sex,
    But after work every night,
    You’re so tired, the only thing
    You can turn on is T.V shite.
    There’s never energy for sex.
    So, oh, whatever will you do?
    Well, there is no need to worry,
    Because the system will screw you.”
    Harry Whitewolf, Rhyme and Rebellion

  • #16
    “What no school prepares you for is the fact that when you finally get to enter the adult world you’re just one of seven billion primates swinging from the trees, hurling your excrement at each other and fighting over the same tiny pot of job vacancies. Instead school teaches you everything that you don’t need to know, hands over your exam results and tells you to fuck off into the jungle to fend for yourself. No more handouts; no more free passes. Get out there and make a miracle happen. Or die.”
    Rupert Dreyfus, The Rebel's Sketchbook

  • #17
    Justin Grimbol
    “I got out of bed and opened the door. I was still naked, still sweaty and disheveled and glowing from all the love and passion and eating of buttholes.”
    Justin Grimbol, Drinking Until Morning

  • #18
    George Orwell
    “Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.”
    George Orwell, 1984

  • #19
    Annie Lennox
    “There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won't.”
    Annie Lennox

  • #20
    “I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left.”
    Seasick Steve

  • #21
    Regina Spektor
    “This is the way I want to die. Torn apart by angry fans who want me to play a different song.”
    Regina Spektor

  • #22
    Jaymie Depew
    “After another wretched winter the summer hits and everyone’s complaining about how hot it is. Fucking typical, she thinks. Always complaining.”
    Jaymie Depew
    tags: saucy

  • #23
    Alejandro Saint-Barthélemy
    “Another reptilian brain disguised as a modest mouse in the rat race.”
    Alexander Akyna, $O$

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  • #25
    Lou Holtz
    “Everybody wants to talk about their rights and privileges. Twenty-five years ago, people talked about their obligations and responsibilities. - as spoken by Lou Holtz, former Notre Dame Coach”
    Lou Holtz

  • #26
    Kyle “Guante” Tran Myhre
    “A prayer is a private conversation, a poem is an incantation”
    Kyle "Guante" Tran Myhre

  • #27
    Philip K. Dick
    “Reality denied comes back to haunt.”
    Philip K. Dick, Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said

  • #28
    John Muir
    “And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul”
    John Muir



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