Quotes - Micaela (zukih) (Portugal) Showing 1-10 of 10

#1

“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

tags: t-shirt-quotes

200 likes

#2

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

#3

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

#4

“ If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.

--BUMPER STICKER”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

145 likes

#5

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

#6

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

tags: death, fear, humor, life

#7

“Genius has its limitations.
Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

tags: paraphrased

463 likes

#8

“Cruelty does not make a person dishonest, the same way bravery does not make a person kind.”
― Veronica Roth, Insurgent

#9

“If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

210 likes

#10

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Benjamin Franklin Wade

tags: humor, misattributed-mark-twain, philosophy, theology

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