Bumper Sticker Quotes

Quotes tagged as "bumper-sticker" (showing 1-9 of 9)
Ted Dekker
“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”
Ted Dekker, The Slumber of Christianity: Awakening a Passion for Heaven on Earth

Darynda Jones
If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.

Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

Paul Neilan
“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?”
Paul Neilan, Apathy and Other Small Victories

Gayle Forman
“Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child? But in her case the choice was to keep me.”
Gayle Forman, If I Stay

Shannon L. Alder
“The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You’re standing in Christ’s spot.”
Shannon L. Alder

Richelle E. Goodrich
“Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'.”
Richelle E. Goodrich

Andy Weir
“I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney”
Andy Weir, The Martian

Mordecai Richler
“One final thought. In the years leading up to my trial, whenever I was caught in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the highway leading to my cottage, creeping along behind a battered, rust eaten pick-up truck with a sticker on its rear bumper that read JESUS SAVES, I used to think don't count on it, buster. Now I am no longer sure.”
Mordecai Richler, Barney's Version

Darynda Jones
“God is love, but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.

Darynda Jones, The Trouble with Twelfth Grave