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  • #1
    P.J. O'Rourke
    “Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”
    P. J. O'Rourke

  • #2
    Edith Hamilton
    “It has always seemed strange to me that in our endless discussions about education so little stress is laid on the pleasure of becoming an educated person, the enormous interest it adds to life. To be able to be caught up into the world of thought—that is to be educated."

    [Saturday Evening Post, September 27, 1958]”
    Edith Hamilton

  • #3
    Winston S. Churchill
    “History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #4
    Winston S. Churchill
    “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

    [On British Labour politician Stafford Cripps.]
    Winston S. Churchill, Wealth, War and Wisdom

  • #5
    Winston S. Churchill
    “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #6
    Peter S. Beagle
    “When I was alive, I believed — as you do — that time was at least as real and solid as myself, and probably more so. I said 'one o'clock' as though I could see it, and 'Monday' as though I could find it on the map; and I let myself be hurried along from minute to minute, day to day, year to year, as though I were actually moving from one place to another. Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls. (...) You can strike your own time, and start the count anywhere. When you understand that — then any time at all will be the right time for you.”
    Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

  • #7
    Yogi Berra
    “If you don't know where you are going,
    you'll end up someplace else.”
    Yogi Berra

  • #8
    Yogi Berra
    “If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. ”
    Yogi Berra

  • #9
    “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”
    Benjamin Brewster

  • #10
    Yogi Berra
    “Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
    Yogi Berra

  • #11
    Albert Einstein
    “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #12
    Charles M. Schulz
    “This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #13
    Dr. Seuss
    “From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”
    Dr. Seuss, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

  • #14
    Oscar Wilde
    “Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #15
    Albert Einstein
    “If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #16
    Albert Einstein
    “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #17
    Albert Einstein
    “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #18
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one. Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.”
    Jerome K. Jerome

  • #19
    Ambrose Bierce
    “Marriage, n.: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.”
    Ambrose Bierce

  • #20
    Jimmy Buffett
    “If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane. ”
    Jimmy Buffett

  • #21
    Robert Burns
    “The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men,
    Gang aft agley.
    An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
    For promis'd joy!

    (To A Mouse)
    Robert Burns, Collected Poems of Robert Burns

  • #22
    Napoléon Bonaparte
    “China is a sleeping giant; let him sleep, for if he wakes, he will shake the World.”
    Napoleon

  • #23
    Cressida Cowell
    “I myself grew up to be not only a Hero, but also a Writer. When I was an adult, I rewrote A Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons, and I included not only some descriptions of the various deadly dragon species, and a useful Dragonese Dictionary, but also this story of how the book came to be written in the first place.

    This is the book that you are holding in your hands right now.

    Perhaps you even borrowed it from a Library?

    If so, thank Thor that the sinister figure of the Hairy Scary Librarian is not lurking around a corner, hiding in the shadows, Heart-Slicers at the ready, or that the punishment for your curiosity is not the whirring whine of a Driller Dragon's drill.

    You, dear reader, I am sure cannot imagine what it might to be like to live in a world in which books are banned.

    For surely such things will never happen in the Future?

    Thank Thor that you live in a time and a place where people have the right to live and think and write and read their books in peace, and there are no need for Heroes anymore ...

    And spare a thought for those who have not been so lucky.”
    Cressida Cowell, A Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons

  • #24
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #25
    Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another What! You
    “Friendship ... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”
    C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves

  • #26
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #27
    Albert Einstein
    “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #28
    William Shakespeare
    “The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
    William Shakespeare, As You Like It

  • #29
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain

  • #30
    Douglas Adams
    “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul



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