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“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
― Lemony Snicket

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
― Oscar Wilde

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”
― Sean Gibson

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
― Mark Twain