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“I, Gavin MacKenzie, sexy
cowboy man of Baker City, Oregon …
being of sound mind and hot body … do
hereby declare that I love you, Andie
Marks, lawyer extraordinaire, and want
to be married to you until I’m so old, I
either die or my pecker falls off.I will have sex
with you whenever you want, and I will
always give you the option to be on top
if that’s what will make you happy.
Blowjobs will always be optional but
appreciated.I will change diapers when called
for, both for our children and for you
when you’re old and decrepit. I will
never spit in public or burp too loudly or
say mean things about your friends.I promise never to raise my hand
against you in anger or tell you that
you’re useless or threaten to hurt people
who you love. Ten-four, over and out,
happily ever after. Those are my vows.”
― elle casey , Shine Not Burn

“We need to make friends.”
― Jodi Ellen Malpas, Beneath This Man

“Now, we have sleepy celebration sex.”
― Jodi Ellen Malpas, Beneath This Man

“I want to kiss you whenever I feel like it. I want to tell you when you’re being ridiculous. I want to make love to you. I want to fuck you. I want to hold you. I want to be yours.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Stripped

“I’m a guy. I pee and I miss the toilet. I take shits. I eat cheeseburgers. I watch baseball and drink beer.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Stripped

“Everyone breaks a little sometimes. That doesn't make you weak. It makes you wounded.”
― J. Kenner

“Monsters don't always lurk in the shadows. Sometimes they hide in plain sight.”
― Belle Aurora, Raw

“Not everyone can be a fairy-tale hero.” He pauses a moment, then adds, “The world needs villains too.”
― Belle Aurora, Raw

“she had received a text message from him: I had the urge to text somebody who’s smart, hot, and sweet…but sending messages to myself is just pathetic, so hi.”
― Suzanne Wright, Carnal Secrets

“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then it makes sense to dress like one.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Oh no, honey, I'm an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”
― Suzanne Wright

“If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I’d at least like a big fat dick to bounce on.”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“No soulmate leaves the world alone; they always take a piece of their other half along with them.”
― Brittainy C. Cherry, The Air He Breathes

“Yes, I was a twenty-nine year old woman who lived with her mother. One who didn’t do drugs, party, or have sex. I read books, drank the occasional beer on a hot afternoon, and did the Times crossword puzzle on Sunday afternoons. I hadn’t attended college, I wasn’t particularly gorgeous, and I often forgot to shave my legs. On the upside, I could cook some mean dumplings and bring myself to orgasm within five minutes. Not at the same time, mind you. I wasn’t that talented.”
― Alessandra Torre, Hollywood Dirt

“A friend will help you if someone knocks you down. A best friend will pick up a bat and say, “Stay down. I got this.”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“NOPE. CAN’T GO TO HELL.SATAN STILL HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME.”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“SOMETIMES I WONDER IF THE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE IS TO SERVE AS A CAUTIONARY TALE TO OTHERS. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“Why can’t we have one of those quick pregnancies like Bella and Edward? Gwen from Torchwood. Scully. Deanna Troi. Or even Cordelia when that demon impregnated her. Twenty-four hours later bam! Demon child.”
― darynda jones , Eighth Grave After Dark

“Are you free?” he asked. “No, but I’m on sale for a dollar ninety-nine.” He sighed, adding fuel to the fire. “Do you have a minute?” I patted my pockets. “Not on me, but I can go through the couch cushions.”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“CREMATION OF THE BODY IS FINAL. —SIGN IN FUNERAL HOME”
― Darynda Jones, Eighth Grave After Dark

“some people come into your life for a reason, some a season, and some a lifetime.”
― Whitney Gracia Williams, Sincerely, Carter

“Dearest Annie,
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you.
- Ronan

P.S. Just to clarify, I’m using my hand to write this note…get your mind out of the gutter.”
― L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit

“He had a great laugh, a sexy laugh. My laugh was the mating call of the Yeti.”
― L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit

“That’s right, I’m a reclusive pervert, and I make no apologies for it. And, giving the matter some thought, a reclusive pervert is much preferable to an extroverted pervert.”
― L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit

“OMG. WTF? BBQ!”
― L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit

“Bollocks, bitches, and Battlestar Galactica,”
― L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit

“I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“Of course I’m an organ donor. Who wouldn’t want a piece of this? —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body