Mai Tai'd Up Quotes

“If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I’d at least like a big fat dick to bounce on.”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“His eyes were on my behind. And when caught? Didn’t even have the decency to blush. Naughty boy.”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“Don’t you see that I’m trying to do exactly that? How in the world can I grow up if I continue to do as I’m told, smiling and nodding like some pretty robot? What kind of a life is that?”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“I’m not interested in dating anyone right now. I just got here, and I’m dealing with some stuff-”
“Everybody’s dealing with some stuff, darlin’. Sometimes it’s just nice to deal with it while looking at a gorgeous hunk of man.”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“Oh please, like you don't know. You're bigger than a breadbox!”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“Have to keep those lawns as green as possible, even when there was a drought, you know. Or my smile and nod when Mrs. Snodgrass went on and on about a racy book that everyone was talking about but no one would admit to reading, when in fact I know every woman there had read it. I even smiled and nodded when Mr. Peterson lectured us about illegal immigration, when I knew for a fact that his nanny was undocumented.”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“On”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“those two much longer.”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“Gingers are my kryptonite. Always have been, always will be. Show me a hot redheaded guy and my pulse will start a’racing. And this guy? At least six feet three, sun-kissed skin, freckles scattered across his nose, his hair swept back from his chiseled features. Cheekbones that could cut glass. And those eyes, currently giving me the three-second inventory. I”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“But I wanted less. I wanted so very much less. And while there were tiny bubbles of “is this what you really want?” all along, I was in denial about it until about forty-five minutes ago. Pretty led to bicker, bicker led to divorce, and divorce led to bitter. I didn’t want pretty, then separated. I didn’t want bitter; I wanted forever. I wanted swoony, sparky, maddening, sexy love. And if we were going to fight, we’d fight, not bicker. Bickering’s the worst.”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up

“Scary words. Like no. And stop. And seriously stop this.”
― Alice Clayton, Mai Tai'd Up