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  • #1
    Tamora Pierce
    “Someday I must read this scholar Everyone. He seems to have written so much--all of it wrong.”
    Tamora Pierce, Emperor Mage

  • #2
    Lemony Snicket
    “Most schools have a loud system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular intervals and remind them that time is passing even more slowly than it seems.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #3
    L.M. Montgomery
    “I am simply a 'book drunkard.' Books have the same irresistible temptation for me that liquor has for its devotee. I cannot withstand them.”
    L.M. Montgomery

  • #4
    Diane Schoemperlen
    “Against all odds and despite all evidence to the contrary, still we trust that there will be a light at the end of the tunnel, of our personal tunnel anyway.”
    Diane Schoemperlen, Our Lady of the Lost and Found

  • #5
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #6
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #7
    Robert Frost
    “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
    Robert Frost

  • #8
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #9
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #10
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #11
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #12
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #13
    John Green
    “I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”
    John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

  • #14
    L. Frank Baum
    “How very wet this water is.”
    L. Frank Baum, The Marvelous Land of Oz

  • #15
    Timothy Zahn
    “If you don't want to be noticed, you don't use a Star Destroyer.”
    Timothy Zahn, Heir to the Empire

  • #16
    “the problem at this point is that there is a problem.”
    Captain Obvious

  • #17
    Mike Sasso
    “Life’s easy.

    It’s living it that’s difficult.”
    Mike Sasso

  • #18
    “Don''t headbutt the sun, idiot.”
    Wheezywaiter

  • #19
    Terry Pratchett
    “See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.”
    Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

  • #20
    Laurence J. Peter
    “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
    Laurence J. Peter

  • #21
    “I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”
    Joss Whedon

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    Napoléon Bonaparte
    “In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.”
    Napoleon Bonaparte

  • #24
    Laurell K. Hamilton
    “Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”
    Laurell K. Hamilton, The Laughing Corpse

  • #25
    J.K. Rowling
    “Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #26
    Harlan Ellison
    “The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
    Harlan Ellison

  • #27
    Jim  Butcher
    “Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.”
    Jim Butcher, Vignette

  • #28
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    Woody Allen

  • #29
    Charles M. Schulz
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #30
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson



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