Quotes - Jean Koning (jeankoning) (Amsterdam, Netherlands) Showing 1-7 of 7

#1

“Of course, you remember me as the poster boy for Mad-Cow-Disease...”
― Jean Koning, Quotes and Thoughts

tags: dark-humor, humor, mad-cow, poster-boy

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#2

“If I drink fast, we might be able to make it...”
― Jean Koning, Quotes and Thoughts

tags: dark-humor, drunkenness, humor, lack-of-responsibility

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#3

“I want liquid Alexander Skarsgård whenever I can get it!”
― Jean Koning, Quotes and Thoughts

tags: alexander-skarsgard, dark-humor, homoeroticism, humor

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#4

“Is that a quote from a seventies Swedish porn?
In that case: haven't seen it. What's the title?”
― Jean Koning, Quotes and Thoughts

tags: dark-humor, humor, porn, seventies, swedish, title

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#5

“I'm kind of like a psycho-to-go”
― Jean Koning

tags: dark-humor, humor, humourous-quote, psycho, psycho-to-go

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#6

“Just tell me it's porn and not just you hanging out with Jamie Oliver on an average Friday...”
― Jean Koning, Quotes and Thoughts

tags: dark-humor, humor, jamie-oliver, porn, questions

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#7

“Just like I said to Bill Clinton years ago: "drop the pan and plug in some porn, babe!" And then he hung up!”
― Jean Koning, Quotes and Thoughts

tags: advice, bill-clinton, dark-humor, humor, porn, telephone-calls

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