Jr > Jr's Quotes

“It was terrible wine,” said Grandma with dignity, “so I felt obliged to save the rest of you.”
― T. Kingfisher, Snake-Eater

“just because people have agreed on an explanation, it doesn’t mean it’s correct”
― Bertie Stephens, Ellie Ment and the Material Matter: Book 1

“Why does my mind insist on plucking an insecure moment from the past and dropping it in the present?”
― Jenifer Goldin, Good Moms Say Bad Words

“The DNA of a kobold and the DNA of a chihuahua are almost identical. That should tell you almost everything you need to know about these yappy little assholes.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Let’s get orcin’! …what? That’s not a verb? Dammit!”
― Veronika Kane, My Orc Billionaire

“I don’t expect no mercy,” July said. “I just wish things would go wrong one at a time. That way I believe I could handle it.”
― Larry McMurtry, Lonesome Dove

“in the mere sixteen billion years of my old universe’s existence, a vast store of great thought and literature had been produced during the short creative life of human existence on the planet.”
― Steven L. Peck, A Short Stay in Hell

“your Hell was not our short little correct-you-a-little Hell. This was eternal damnation.”
― Steven L. Peck, A Short Stay in Hell

“How can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?”
― Matt Dinniman, Carl's Doomsday Scenario

“she has covered only a drop in the ocean of books that await our perusal.”
― Steven L. Peck, A Short Stay in Hell

“This Hell is based upon a short story by Jorge Luis Borges from your world called “The Library of Babel.”
― Steven L. Peck, A Short Stay in Hell

“I have to go visit my mom,”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“You can’t save them all. I couldn’t save anybody if I ended up dead.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

“Hanging art on your wall should be about how it makes you feel, not the artist’s name.”
― Veronika Kane, My Orc Hookup