The Babysitters Coven Quotes

“One might even have said that I was a connoisseur of the bus, if one used words like “connoisseur” for a thing that had no air-conditioning or heat and often smelled like pee and Fritos.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“I have to go visit my mom,”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“Stephani wasn’t a dog, but she sure as hell was a bitch,”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“It was as grim a social scene as I’d ever encountered, and I missed everything I’d left behind at home. I wondered what my nail polish collection was doing right now.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“leopard-print paper-bag pants, a black cropped turtleneck, and a lipstick-red blazer, with oversized tortoiseshell glasses that didn’t have lenses. It was her eighties art-gallerist look.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“That was when the airbags deployed.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“could swear that somehow I’d done that. Even though I hadn’t. Because I couldn’t. Because that would have been impossible.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“He was the Harvey Weinstein of the junior class, and if there was any justice in this world, the Humane Society would have neutered him a long time ago.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“And that she bit back.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“She wore a flannel that was at least three sizes too big over a baby tee that was short enough to reveal a strip of taut stomach.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“Today’s browns”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“Denise gets a step-daughter” was right when Lisa Bonet was going boho but wasn’t yet full earth mama. Janis had on baggy shibori-dyed pants, leather slippers, a gauzy silver shirt, and an oversized men’s blazer.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“I’d gone for a lipstick that was matte pink, swapped my normal tortoiseshell glasses for rhinestone cat-eyes, and added the pièce de résistance of my themed outfit: pewter bell jar earrings I found at the antiques mall.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven

“Two years old, and already into graffiti and huffing.”
― Kate Williams, The Babysitters Coven