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    Anne Sexton
    “I am God, la de dah.”
    ― Anne Sexton, The Complete Poems
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    Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
    “I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.”
    ― Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
    tags: criticism, mozart, reviews
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    Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
    “Our riches, being in our brains, die with us... Unless of course someone chops off our head, in which case, we won't need them anyway.”
    ― Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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    Erasmus
    “When I have a little money, I buy books; and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes.”
    ― Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus
    tags: books
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    Markus Zusak
    “...to swear with a ferocity that can only be described as a talent.”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: curse, cuss, ferocity, language
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    Nicole Krauss
    “When they write my obituary. Tomorrow. Or the next day. It will say, Leo Gursky is survived by an apartment full of shit”
    ― Nicole Krauss, The History of Love
    tags: death, love, obituary, romance
    54 likes

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    Gregory David Roberts
    “hate has no literature: real fear and real hate have no words”
    ― Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram
    tags: shantaram
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    Gregory David Roberts
    “Friendship is an Algebra test that nobody passes.”
    ― Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram
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    Gregory David Roberts
    “Cowardece is often just another name for being taken by surprise.”
    ― Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram
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    David Sedaris
    “clatter of a typewriter suggests that you're actually building something.”
    ― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
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    David Sedaris
    “I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.”
    ― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
    tags: funny, hate, sensitive
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    Neil Gaiman
    “Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
    ― Neil Gaiman
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    Carlos Ruiz Zafón
    “Paris is the only city in the world where starving to death is still considered an art.”
    ― Carlos Ruiz Zafon, The Shadow of the Wind
    tags: art, hunger, paris, starving
    825 likes

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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “The things you used to own, now they own you.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
    tags: own, things
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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
    tags: education, game-shows, trivia
    644 likes

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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
    tags: weather
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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Your heart is my piñata.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk
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    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    ― Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ
    tags: automobile, car, funny, humor, religious
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    Mark Twain
    “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: classic-insult, funeral, funny, humor
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    Lauren Myracle
    “You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
    ― Lauren Myracle, ttfn
    tags: funny, humor, waffles
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    George Carlin
    “That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
    ― George Carlin
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    Garrison Keillor
    “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
    ― Garrison Keillor
    tags: humor, religion
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    Bill Watterson
    “Reality continues to ruin my life.”
    ― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
    tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
    21178 likes

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    Dorothy Parker
    “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
    ― Dorothy Parker
    tags: god, humor, money
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    Jay McInerney
    “The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.”
    ― Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages
    tags: family, friendship, humor
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    “Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
    ― Terry Johnson, Insignificance
    tags: humor, misattributed-to-marilyn-monroe, philosophy
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    Eoin Colfer
    “Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
    ― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
    tags: confidence, humor, ignorance, knowledge
    3382 likes

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    Abraham Lincoln
    “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
    tags: humor
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    Barbara Pym
    “Of course it's alright for librarians to smell of drink.”
    ― Barbara Pym, Less Than Angels
    tags: librarians
    209 likes

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    Tom Waits
    “I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”
    ― Tom Waits
    tags: alcohol, drinking
    304 likes



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