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  • #1
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #2
    Patricia Briggs
    “Love thy enemies, it says in the scriptures. My foster mother always added, "At the very least, you will be polite to them.”
    Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

  • #3
    Jerry Seinfeld
    “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
    Jerry Seinfeld

  • #4
    “When a monster stopped behaving like a monster, did it stop being a monster? Did it become something else?”
    Kristin Cashore, Graceling

  • #5
    Tom Stoppard
    “Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.”
    Tom Stoppard

  • #6
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #7
    Charlaine Harris
    “Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.”
    Charlaine Harris

  • #8
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #9
    Charlaine Harris
    “You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”
    Charlaine Harris, Club Dead

  • #10
    Charlaine Harris
    “Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?"
    One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.”
    Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead

  • #11
    Jerome K. Jerome
    “I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
    Jerome K. Jerome

  • #12
    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ

  • #13
    George Burns
    “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
    George Burns

  • #14
    Groucho Marx
    “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #15
    George Carlin
    “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
    George Carlin

  • #16
    George Carlin
    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
    George Carlin

  • #17
    Jon   Stewart
    “Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #18
    Jon   Stewart
    “If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.”
    Jon Stewart

  • #19
    Gregory Maguire
    “People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us... It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of.”
    Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

  • #20
    J.R. Ward
    “Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.”
    J.R. Ward, Dark Lover

  • #21
    Patricia Briggs
    “Let's save tomorrow's troubles for tomorrow.”
    Patricia Briggs, Raven's Shadow

  • #22
    It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our
    “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #23
    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
    “I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #24
    Jeaniene Frost
    “Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!”
    Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

  • #25
    Patricia Briggs
    “Civilization is vastly overrated.”
    Patricia Briggs, On the Prowl

  • #26
    Patricia Briggs
    “She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.”
    Patricia Briggs, Cry Wolf

  • #27
    Patricia Briggs
    “When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.”
    Patricia Briggs, Masques

  • #28
    Christopher Moore
    “Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.”
    Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

  • #29
    Richelle Mead
    “The greatest and most powerful revolutions often start very quietly, hidden in the shadows. Remember that.”
    Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

  • #30
    Richelle Mead
    “How come when mortals want things, their only option is to make a deal with Hell and sell their soul? Why can’t they make deals with God in exchange for good behavior?"

    It was another of those rare moments when I’d surprised Carter. I waited for the glib answer I’d mentioned to Seth, something along the lines of goodness being its own reward. The angel considered for several seconds. "Humans make those deals all the time," he said finally. "They just don’t make them with God."

    "Then who are they making them with?" I exclaimed.

    "Themselves.”
    Richelle Mead, Succubus Heat



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