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  • #1
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “A weak man is just by accident. A strong but non-violent man is unjust by accident.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #2
    “Sarcasm isn't an attitude. It's an art”
    Michelle Lee

  • #3
    Robert Bloch
    “The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”
    Robert Bloch

  • #5
    Bill Cosby
    “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
    Bill Cosby

  • #6
    Walter Bagehot
    “The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
    Walter Bagehot

  • #7
    Eoin Colfer
    “I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
    Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

  • #8
    Marcus Tullius Cicero
    “A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

  • #9
    Mahatma Gandhi
    “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • #10
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #11
    Eleanor Roosevelt
    “A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
    Eleanor Roosevelt

  • #12
    Douglas Adams
    “The story so far:
    In the beginning the Universe was created.
    This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
    Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

  • #13
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #14
    Will Rogers
    “I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
    Will Rogers

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

  • #16
    J.K. Rowling
    “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #17
    “If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
    Tom Snyder

  • #18
    George F. Will
    “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.”
    George F. Will

  • #19
    Benjamin Franklin
    “I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
    Benjamin Franklin

  • #20
    Edith Konecky
    “I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”
    Edith Konecky

  • #21
    Judy Blume
    “Snoring keeps the monsters away.”
    Judy Blume, Fudge-a-Mania

  • #22
    Steven Wright
    “I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.”
    Steven Wright

  • #23
    “No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time. ”
    Robert Half
    tags: humor

  • #24
    Bill Watterson
    “Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers!
    Calvin: I just don't test well.”
    Bill Watterson

  • #25
    Robin McLaurin Williams
    “Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”
    Robin McLaurin Williams

  • #26
    Bill Watterson
    “I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.”
    Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

  • #27
    Frank Zappa
    “Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”
    Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

  • #28
    Laurell K. Hamilton
    “Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?”
    Laurell K. Hamilton, Danse Macabre

  • #29
    Franklin D. Roosevelt
    “I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”
    Franklin D. Roosevelt

  • #30
    Terry Pratchett
    “The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.”
    Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

  • #31
    Douglas Adams
    “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy



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