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#1

“A weak man is just by accident. A strong but non-violent man is unjust by accident.”
― Mohandas Gandhi

16 likes

#2

“Sarcasm isn't an attitude. It's an art”
― Michelle Lee

78 likes

#3

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”
― Robert Bloch

tags: humor

403 likes

#5

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
― Bill Cosby

tags: humor-parenting

194 likes

#6

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
― Walter Bagehot

tags: inspirational

243 likes

#7

“I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

tags: mysterious

2062 likes

#8

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

tags: attributed-no-source, books, simile, soul

135541 likes

#9

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
― Mahatma Gandhi

tags: carpe-diem, education, inspirational, learning

77754 likes

#10

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

119099 likes

#11

“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: attributed-no-source, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt

40760 likes

#12

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

tags: humor, scifi

23462 likes

#13

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

26437 likes

#14

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
― Will Rogers

89 likes

#15

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

tags: death, humor, life

6726 likes

#16

“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

tags: humor, shampoo

10178 likes

#17

“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
― Tom Snyder

tags: humor

114 likes

#18

“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.”
― George F. Will

tags: humor

331 likes

#19

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
― Benjamin Franklin

tags: examinations, failure, humor

1191 likes

#20

“I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”
― Edith Konecky

tags: humor

151 likes

#21

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”
― Judy Blume, Fudge-a-Mania

tags: humor, snoring

167 likes

#23

“No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time. ”
― Robert Half

tags: humor

72 likes

#24

“Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers!
Calvin: I just don't test well.”
― Bill Watterson

tags: humor-education

93 likes

#25

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”
― Robin Williams

832 likes

#26

“I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.”
― Bill Watterson, The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

tags: humor-night-fear

420 likes

#27

“Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”
― Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

660 likes

#28

“Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Danse Macabre

tags: compromise, humor

298 likes

#29

“I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”
― Franklin D. Roosevelt

tags: funny, humor, politics, usa

338 likes

#30

“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

tags: humor, life, movies

1275 likes

#31

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

tags: british, humor, science-fiction, social-commentary, thumb, towel

3659 likes

#32

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
― Ashleigh Brilliant

tags: always, changed, fact, humble, humor, opinions, right

532 likes

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