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    Jim Butcher
    “Let's sum up: an unknown number of enemies with unknown capabilities, supported by a gang of madmen, packs of attack animals, and superhumanly intelligent pocket change.”
    ― Jim Butcher - Small Favor
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    Jim Butcher
    “Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Storm Front
    tags: demon, paranoia, paranoid
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    Jim Butcher
    “My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.”
    ― Jim Butcher, White Night
    tags: hair, haircut, messy, shaggy, sloppy
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    Jim Butcher
    “Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Small Favor
    tags: irony, politeness, sweetness
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    Jim Butcher
    “In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”
    ― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight
    tags: harry-dresden, humor, motivation
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    Christopher Moore
    “People, generally, suck.”
    ― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
    tags: humor
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    Christopher Moore
    “Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”
    ― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
    tags: first-sentence, humor
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    Christopher Moore
    “Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.”
    ― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
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    Christopher Moore
    “Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
    ― Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
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    Christopher Moore
    “Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have just saved me with your mad ninja driving skills, so do not sully your heroic hottie image in my mind by further reciting your nerdy scholastic agenda. Don't tell me what you're studying, Steve, tell me what's in your soul. What haunts you?"
    And he was like, "Dude, you need to cut back on the caffeine.”
    ― Christopher Moore, You Suck
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    Christopher Moore
    “I can be most colorful and inventive when I am angry.”
    ― Christopher Moore, Practical Demonkeeping
    tags: angry
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    Christopher Moore
    “Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.”
    ― Christopher Moore, You Suck
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land
    tags: essential, happiness, love
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: cats, humor, women
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    “There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.”
    ― Pierre Dos Utt, Tanstaafl: A Plan for a New Economic World Order
    tags: misattributed-milton-friedman, misattributed-robert-a-heinlein, tanstaafl, tanstafl
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “There is no such thing as "Just a cat.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
    tags: experts, impossibilities, limitations, overcoming-obstacles
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably wound up with the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle merely for equality. For women, "equality" is a disaster.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein
    tags: young-at-heart
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    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
    ― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
    tags: cat, cats, stubborn, stubborness
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    William W. Purkey
    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”
    ― William W. Purkey
    tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
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    Jim Butcher
    “The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”
    ― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
    tags: harry-dresden
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    Jim Butcher
    “An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!”
    ― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
    tags: danger, errands, incendiary-poo, pyromaniac-gorillas
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    Christopher Moore
    “Blessed are the dumbfucks.”
    ― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
    tags: beatitudes
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    Christopher Moore
    “Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.”
    ― Christopher Moore
    tags: dicta, law, welcome
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