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“Do you want the five minutes of me condensing complex concepts into techno-jargon, or can you just trust that I know what I’m doing?”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“The truth had its place, and it was called a deathbed.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1

“a woman who won’t celebrate with zombie movies isn’t a woman you want to keep around. Trust me, that’s gospel truth right there.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1

“Playing with new stuff is for down time. This is crunch time. Crunch time is for focusing on what you’ve got.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1

“Never in my life have I even once expected the government to act with speed or courage,”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 4

“Sick is where you have to follow the rules; dying means you get to enjoy the last bits of your life while you have them.”
― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 4

“unfortunately, stupid was never in short enough supply.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“There was no amount of skillful cooking that could replace good old-fashioned grease and salt.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“It’s called an Adios Mother Fucker, basically a Long Island except you add Blue Curacao, switch the Coke for Sprite, and double up on all the booze measurements.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“The short version is ‘Yes, but.’ The slightly longer version is ‘No, and.’ Which version would you like?”
― John Scalzi, The Collapsing Empire

“The answer to that is complicated.” “Give me the short version.” “The short version is ‘Yes, but.’ The slightly longer version is ‘No, and.’ Which version would you like?”
― John Scalzi, The Collapsing Empire

“I do have a sense of adventure,” I said. “It’s overawed by my sense of self-preservation.”
― John Scalzi, This Hollow Union

“No, I just realized that Dorothy was a bystander at an assassination and Glinda was a bad, bad witch.”
― Marion G. Harmon, Joyeuse Guard

“society-wide PTSD,”
― Marion G. Harmon, Joyeuse Guard