Bones of the Past Quotes

“well, that was essentially getting onto death’s lap and grinding hard.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“Our baby just got dragged into an orb in the goddamn sky, I don’t give a fuck what you want.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“No wonder the two got along: they were emotionally closed off peas in their sardonic little pod.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“I suspect this will be the last. False concern for others is often the bigot’s final refuge, at least when patriotism is off the table.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“To wrong a villain was to court death.
To wrong a guild of them, well, that was essentially getting onto death’s lap and grinding hard.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“I got shot in the face by a bunch of birds.” A sincere, contemplative look fell over Ivan’s face. “Do you mean you were hit by a large amount of birds, or a flock of them banded together to actually shoot some sort of tiny guns at you?”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“Cotton candy. The birds were exploding into cotton candy, which was now coating the street like a sugary snowstorm. It was bizarre, nonsensical, and disturbing on multiple levels. Only the younger people in attendance actually needed that signature line at the beginning. The rest had been around long enough to know a Captain Bullshit production when they saw one.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“You remember Captain Bullshit’s warning:”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“The higher-ups were definitely going to want to know that Captain Bullshit was active again.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“Even monsters had the right to protect their home.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“Between having a cluster of Starscouts to prepare for next week and a clandestine organization of criminals reopening that weekend, Ivan was swamped.”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past

“Do you want the five minutes of me condensing complex concepts into techno-jargon, or can you just trust that I know what I’m doing?”
― Drew Hayes, Bones of the Past