Corpies Quotes

“Oh please don’t tell me this whole thing was just Old Man Caruthers digging for diamonds and trying to throw people off the scent,” Aether sighed. “If we unmask a Scooby Doo villain after all that destruction I’m going to be so pissed.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“You know I used to do public appearances multiple times a day, right?” Owen said. “And I used to shit my bed when I was a baby. Doesn’t mean I’d feel comfortable doing it tonight,” Hexcellent shot back.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“If they’re going to take what they want and run off that quickly they could at least leave us cab fare on the dresser.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“I don’t know if Mr. Greene is ever actually happy. Hopefully he’ll be ambivalent. I think that’s his version of happy.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“When you die, it’s over,” Titan said, all too aware he was talking to a lifeless hunk of metal. “No more work or fear or responsibility. I don’t deserve that kind of peace. Not until I make amends for all the things I’ve fucked up.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“Ah, quid pro quo.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“It’s called an Adios Mother Fucker, basically a Long Island except you add Blue Curacao, switch the Coke for Sprite, and double up on all the booze measurements.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“There was no amount of skillful cooking that could replace good old-fashioned grease and salt.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies

“unfortunately, stupid was never in short enough supply.”
― Drew Hayes, Corpies