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  • #1
    Stephen Fry
    “You are who you are when nobody's watching.”
    Stephen Fry

  • #2
    Stephen Fry
    “My first meeting with you only confirmed what I first suspected. You are a fraud, a charlatan and a shyster. My favourite kind of person, in fact.”
    Stephen Fry, The Liar

  • #3
    Stephen Fry
    “The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilised, too, common yet royal, vulgar yet processional, sacred yet profane. Each sentence we produce, whether we know it or not, is a mongrel mouthful of Chaucerian, Shakespearean, Miltonic, Johnsonian, Dickensian and American. Military, naval, legal, corporate, criminal, jazz, rap and ghetto discourses are mingled at every turn. The French language, like Paris, has attempted, through its Academy, to retain its purity, to fight the advancing tides of Franglais and international prefabrication. English, by comparison, is a shameless whore.”
    Stephen Fry, The Ode Less Travelled: Unlocking the Poet Within

  • #4
    Stephen Fry
    “Books are not holy relics,' Trefusis had said. 'Words may be my religion, but when it comes to worship, I am very low church. The temples and the graven images are of no interest to me. The superstitious mammetry of a bourgeois obsession for books is severely annoying. Think how many children are put off reading by prissy little people ticking them off whenever they turn a page carelessly. The world is so fond of saying that book s should be "treated with respect". But when are we told that _words_ should be treated with respect? From our earliest years we are taught to revere only the outward and visible. Ghastly literary types maundering on about books as "objects"...”
    Stephen Fry, The Liar

  • #5
    “Книги – это не святые реликвии. Слова могут быть моей религией, но, когда дело доходит до богослужения, я предпочитаю церковь самую низкую. Храмы и кумиры мне не интересны. Суеверное идолопоклонство, присущее буржуазной одержимости книгами, досаждает мне до чрезвычайности. Подумайте, сколько детей забросило чтение лишь потому, что какой-то ханжа выбранил их за слишком небрежно перевернутую страницу. Мир полон людей, любящих повторять, что к книгам «следует относиться с уважением». Но говорил ли нам кто-нибудь, что с уважением следует относиться к словам? Нас с ранних лет учат почитать лишь внешнее и видимое... Книга – это всего лишь продукт технологии. Если людям нравится собирать их и платить за ту или иную немалые деньги – тем лучше. Пусть они только не притворяются, что это призвание более высокое и разумное, чем коллекционирование табакерок или картинок из упаковок жевательной резинки.”
    Стивен Фрай

  • #6
    “- В грамматике здоровья сливки торопливо влекут нас к последней точке, овсянка же ставит двоеточие.
    – Понятно. А карри, я полагаю, инициирует тире.”
    Стивен Фрай

  • #7
    George Carlin
    “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
    George Carlin

  • #8
    George Carlin
    “I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”
    George Carlin

  • #9
    Warren Ellis
    “You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground night-club filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pitbulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs you did not even know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome.”
    Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 3: Year of the Bastard

  • #10
    Stephen Fry
    “Counterintuitively, self-hatred is one of the leading symptoms of clinical narcissism. Only by telling yourself and the world how much you hate yourself can you receive the reliable shower of praise and admiration in response that you feel you deserve … ”
    Stephen Fry, More Fool Me

  • #11
    Stephen Fry
    “Stop feeling sorry for yourself and you will be happy.”
    Stephen Fry

  • #12
    Andy Warhol
    “Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, So what. That's one of my favorite things to say. So what.
    Andy Warhol, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

  • #13
    Andy Warhol
    “So today if you see a person who looks like your teenage fantasy walking down the street, it's probably not your fantasy, but someone who had the same fantasy as you and decided instead of getting it or being it, to look like it, and so he went to the store and bought the look that you both like.
    So forget it. Just think about all the James Deans and what it means.”
    Andy Warhol, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

  • #14
    Stephen Fry
    “Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen-up wipette. Language is the breath of God, the dew on a fresh apple, it's the soft rain of dust that falls into a shaft of morning sun when you pull from an old bookshelf a forgotten volume of erotic diaries; language is the faint scent of urine on a pair of boxer shorts, it's a half-remembered childhood birthday party, a creak on the stair, a spluttering match held to a frosted pane, the warm wet, trusting touch of a leaking nappy, the hulk of a charred Panzer, the underside of a granite boulder, the first downy growth on the upper lip of a Mediterranean girl, cobwebs long since overrun by an old Wellington boot.”
    Stephen Fry

  • #15
    George Carlin
    “We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven't learned how to care for one another. We're gonna save the fuckin' planet? . . . And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin' great. It's been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn't goin' anywhere, folks. We are! We're goin' away. Pack your shit, we're goin' away. And we won't leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we'll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.”
    George Carlin

  • #16
    Andy Warhol
    “Romance is finding your fantasy in people who don't have it.”
    Andy Warhol, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

  • #17
    Stephen Fry
    “We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing - an actor, a writer - I am a person who does things - I write, I act - and I never know what I'm going to do next. I think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun.”
    Stephen Fry

  • #18
    Richard P. Feynman
    “Fall in love with some activity, and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough. Work as hard and as much as you want to on the things you like to do the best. Don't think about what you want to be, but what you want to do. Keep up some kind of a minimum with other things so that society doesn't stop you from doing anything at all.”
    Richard P. Feynman

  • #19
    Stephen Fry
    “Education is the sum of what students teach each other between lectures and seminars.”
    Stephen Fry

  • #20
    Stephen Fry
    “People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t”
    Stephen Fry, Moab Is My Washpot

  • #21
    Richard P. Feynman
    “Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.”
    Richard P. Feynman

  • #22
    Richard P. Feynman
    “You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be. It's their mistake, not my failing.”
    Richard P. Feynman, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!: Adventures of a Curious Character

  • #23
    Slavoj Žižek
    “…I am a good Hegelian. If you have a good theory, forget about the reality.”
    Slavoj Žižek

  • #24
    Sigmund Freud
    “It sounds like a fairy-tale, but not only that; this story of what man by his science and practical inventions has achieved on this earth, where he first appeared as a weakly member of the animal kingdom, and on which each individual of his species must ever again appear as a helpless infant... is a direct fulfilment of all, or of most, of the dearest wishes in his fairy-tales. All these possessions he has acquired through culture. Long ago he formed an ideal conception of omnipotence and omniscience which he embodied in his gods. Whatever seemed unattainable to his desires - or forbidden to him - he attributed to these gods. One may say, therefore, that these gods were the ideals of his culture. Now he has himself approached very near to realizing this ideal, he has nearly become a god himself. But only, it is true, in the way that ideals are usually realized in the general experience of humanity. Not completely; in some respects not at all, in others only by halves. Man has become a god by means of artificial limbs, so to speak, quite magnificent when equipped with all his accessory organs; but they do not grow on him and they still give him trouble at times... Future ages will produce further great advances in this realm of culture, probably inconceivable now, and will increase man's likeness to a god still more.”
    Sigmund Freud, Civilization and Its Discontents

  • #25
    Sigmund Freud
    “Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires.”
    Sigmund Freud, New Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis

  • #26
    Sigmund Freud
    “In the depths of my heart I can’t help being convinced that my dear fellow-men, with a few exceptions, are worthless.”
    Sigmund Freud, Letters of Sigmund Freud, 1873-1939;

  • #27
    Sigmund Freud
    “Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.”
    Sigmund Freud

  • #28
    Sigmund Freud
    “It is impossible to escape the impression that people commonly use false standards of measurement — that they seek power, success and wealth for themselves and admire them in others, and that they underestimate what is of true value in life.”
    Sigmund Freud, Civilization and Its Discontents

  • #29
    Frankie Boyle
    “For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)”
    Frankie Boyle

  • #30
    Richard P. Feynman
    “I have a friend who's an artist and has sometimes taken a view which I don't agree with very well. He'll hold up a flower and say "look how beautiful it is," and I'll agree. Then he says "I as an artist can see how beautiful this is but you as a scientist take this all apart and it becomes a dull thing," and I think that he's kind of nutty. First of all, the beauty that he sees is available to other people and to me too, I believe. Although I may not be quite as refined aesthetically as he is ... I can appreciate the beauty of a flower. At the same time, I see much more about the flower than he sees. I could imagine the cells in there, the complicated actions inside, which also have a beauty. I mean it's not just beauty at this dimension, at one centimeter; there's also beauty at smaller dimensions, the inner structure, also the processes. The fact that the colors in the flower evolved in order to attract insects to pollinate it is interesting; it means that insects can see the color. It adds a question: does this aesthetic sense also exist in the lower forms? Why is it aesthetic? All kinds of interesting questions which the science knowledge only adds to the excitement, the mystery and the awe of a flower. It only adds. I don't understand how it subtracts.”
    Richard P. Feynman, The Pleasure of Finding Things Out: The Best Short Works of Richard P. Feynman



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