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  • #1
    Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
    “Well-behaved women seldom make history.”
    Laurel Thatcher Ulrich, Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History

  • #2
    Timothy Leary
    “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”
    Timothy Leary

  • #3
    Gena Showalter
    “You're making me rethink my stance against cold-blooded homicide.”
    Gena Showalter, Through the Zombie Glass
    tags: humor

  • #4
    L.A. Meyer
    “It is said that boys fall in love with their eyes, because they can be initially struck to their very core by a girl's mere physical beauty, while girls tend to fall in love with their ears. The outward handsomeness of the lad notwithstanding, a girl most of all likes to hear words of love everlasting, of how he will be kind and gentle with her and protect her from harm and want to always hold her in the highest respect and esteem.”
    L.A. Meyer

  • #5
    L.A. Meyer
    “Hmmmm...There certainly are a lot of pretty boys in this world.”
    L.A. Meyer , In the Belly of the Bloodhound: Being an Account of a Particularly Peculiar Adventure in the Life of Jacky Faber

  • #6
    L.A. Meyer
    “A girl that's born for hangin' ain't likely to be drowned.”
    L.A. Meyer

  • #7
    L.A. Meyer
    “You've got to think of the fine times you had with your mate, not the moment of his perishin'. Every tear you shed now only wets his windin' sheet and disturbs his rest”
    L.A. Meyer, Bloody Jack

  • #8
    L.A. Meyer
    “Why did I follow her? If you must know, Sir, it was easy. Pound for pound, Puss-in-Boots was the best commander I ever served under.”
    L.A. Meyer

  • #9
    L.A. Meyer
    “You was talkin' out of yer head last night, too," chortles Davy. "No one's gonna fancy me. I'm gonna be ugly and no on'es gonna fancyme!" he mimics, mincing about the hammock. "You are such a rum cove, Jacky, for thinkin' such things when yer just about beat t' death! Fancy me? Fancy me? Jacky, no one's gonna fancy us, we're all gonna end up lookin' like Snag!"

    "Which is how a salty dog sailor's supposed to look," says Willy with a firm nod.

    "And you're halfway there, Jack-o!" crows Tink.

    Ah, the sweet comfort of friends.”
    L.A. Meyer

  • #10
    L.A. Meyer
    “I'm really a peaceful sort of coward.”
    L.A. Meyer

  • #11
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #12
    Marilyn Monroe
    “The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #13
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #14
    Marilyn Monroe
    “If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #15
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #16
    Marilyn Monroe
    “I restore myself when I'm alone.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #17
    Marilyn Monroe
    “All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #18
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #19
    Marilyn Monroe
    “Friendship is the bestiest thing that comes to life . Friends will always be there for you don't worry about the fakes worry about the people who had your back from the start and never treated you wrong always remember they are your real friends don't never take them as granted because one day your going to lose a good friend by the way your action's are when you see a good friend stick to that person .”
    marilyn monroe

  • #20
    Marilyn Monroe
    “A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.”
    Marilyn Monroe

  • #21
    Gena Showalter
    “I felt my hand curl into a fist. Felt my elbow draw back. Felt my arm dart forward, my knuckles crack into Cole's jaw. I couldn't stop myself. His head whipped to the side, and blood leaked from a cut in his lip. Behind me, gasps of shock abounded.

    "I'm recovered," I said. "Believe me now?"

    Those violet eyes slitted when they found me. "Assault and battery is illegal."

    "So have me arrested."

    He closed what little distance there was between us. Suddenly I could feel his warmth of his breath caressing my skin. "How about I put you over my lap and spank you instead?"

    "How about I knee your balls into your throat?"

    "If you're going to play with that particular area, I'd rather you use your hands."

    "My hands aren't going near that area ever again."

    A pause. Then, "I bet I could change your mind," he whispered huskily.

    "I bet I could bash yours." I drew back another fist, but he was ready and caught me midswing. His pupils dilated, a sign of arousal. Another sign: he began to pant. He was acting like I'd tried to unbuckle his jeans rather than smack fire out of him.

    "Hit me again," he said, still using the same whispered tone, "and I'll take it as an invitation."

    I was just as bad. I trembled with longing I couldn't control and struggled to catch my breath. "An invitation to do what?"

    His grip loosened, his fingers rubbing my skin. A caress, not a warning. "I guess we'll find out together.”
    Gena Showalter, Through the Zombie Glass

  • #22
    Gena Showalter
    “The on and off thing is kind of annoying, isn't it? First with Cole, now with Gavin. "Maybe you need a tune up." I rolled my eyes. "I'll just pop into the supernatural ability repair shop sometime tomorrow." He grinned, his fingers tracing the line of my jaw.”
    Gena Showalter, Through the Zombie Glass

  • #23
    Gena Showalter
    “Ali Bell doesn't play hide-and-seek," Lucas said. "She plays hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
    Mackenzie smiled. "When Ali Bell gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have to live."
    Cole chuckled, saying, "Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, but fear of Ali Bell is just called logic."
    "Oh, oh." Kat clapped excitedly. "There used to be a street named after Ali Bell, but it was changed because nobody crosses Ali Bell and lives. True story.”
    Gena Showalter, Through the Zombie Glass

  • #24
    Gena Showalter
    “So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and always avoid blondes."

    "I've heard. And no."

    "Too bad. Because you're making me rethink my stance about doing my friends' exes." I snorted, not even trying to hide my...incredulity? Surely I wasn't amused.

    "Your making me rethink my stance on cold-blooded homicide”
    Gena Showalter, Through the Zombie Glass

  • #25
    Gena Showalter
    “Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.”
    Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

  • #26
    Gena Showalter
    “He was gorgeous, and I absolutely, no question, had to be drooling. After a quick and hopefully stealthy check – big show, I wasn’t!- I found myself wonder what color his eyes were. Brown maybe. Or even hazel. Either way…wow, just wow. Deer? Headlights? Hi, I’m Ali.”
    Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

  • #27
    Gena Showalter
    “Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means...
    Justin, looking desperately at me: No?
    Nana: Are you sure?
    Justin, shifting uncomfortably: I'm sure. No means no.
    Nana: Well look at you. You got one right. Now here's another, even tougher sentence for you to finish. Premarital sex is...
    Me: Nana! I'm so sorry Justin.
    Nana: Unlike Pops, I'm not moving on. Justin?
    Pops: His name is Jason.
    Justin:Uh....uh....
    Pops: While you think about that, why don't you tell me how you feel about drinking and driving?
    Justin: I'm totally against it, I swear!
    Nana: Methinks he protests too much.”
    Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

  • #28
    Gena Showalter
    “Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.”
    Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

  • #29
    Gena Showalter
    “You are such a chick.”
    I widened my eyes in mock surprise.
    “No way. Are you sure?”
    Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

  • #30
    Gena Showalter
    “Are you suggesting I’m working with the
    zombies? That I paid them to pretend to
    attack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his
    best undead buddies and stalk me through
    my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was
    totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.”
    Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland



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