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  • #1
    Jim  Butcher
    “Are you always a smartass?'

    Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #2
    Jim  Butcher
    “Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #3
    Jim  Butcher
    “We are not going to die."

    Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

    "No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #4
    Jim  Butcher
    “We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
    Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

  • #5
    Jim  Butcher
    “Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now. ”
    Jim Butcher

  • #6
    Jim  Butcher
    “You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #7
    Jim  Butcher
    “If I need you I'll give you a signal.'
    'What signal?'
    'I'll imitate the scream of a terrified little girl”
    Jim Butcher

  • #8
    Jim  Butcher
    “What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?”
    Jim Butcher, White Night

  • #9
    Jim  Butcher
    “There's more magic in a baby's first giggle than in any firestorm a wizard can conjure up, and don't let anyone tell you any different.”
    Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

  • #10
    Jim  Butcher
    “There are bad things in the world. There's no getting away from that. But that doesn't mean nothing can be done about them. You can't abandon life just because it's scary, and just because sometimes you get hurt. ”
    Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

  • #11
    Jim  Butcher
    “So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #12
    Jim  Butcher
    “Me and polite have never been on close terms.”
    Jim Butcher

  • #13
    Jim  Butcher
    “Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
    Jim Butcher

  • #14
    Jim  Butcher
    “I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.”
    Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

  • #15
    Jim  Butcher
    “I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”
    Jim Butcher, My Big Fat Supernatural Wedding

  • #16
    Jim  Butcher
    “I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”
    Jim Butcher, Storm Front

  • #17
    Jim  Butcher
    “Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory.”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #18
    Jim  Butcher
    “Son. Everyone dies alone. That's what it is. It's a door. It's one person wide. When you go through it, you do it alone. But it doesn't mean you've got to be alone before you go through the door. And believe me, you aren't alone on the other side.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #19
    Jim  Butcher
    “Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #20
    Jim  Butcher
    “But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.”
    Jim Butcher, White Night

  • #21
    Jim  Butcher
    “Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
    "Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when you swear."
    "You're right. Sorry. Holy shit," I breathed, "heckhounds.”
    Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

  • #22
    Jim  Butcher
    “It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job.”
    Jim Butcher, Fool Moon
    tags: fear

  • #23
    Jim  Butcher
    “Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #24
    Jim  Butcher
    “You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”
    Jim Butcher, Small Favor

  • #25
    Jim  Butcher
    “Ack!" I said.

    Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes

  • #26
    Jim  Butcher
    “There are things you can't walk away from. Not if you want to live with yourself afterward.”
    Jim Butcher, Death Masks

  • #27
    Jim  Butcher
    “In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”
    Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

  • #28
    Jim  Butcher
    “But there were some things I believed in. Some things I had faith in. And faith isn't about perfect attendance to services, or how much money you put on the little plate. It isn't about going skyclad to the Holy Rites, or meditating each day upon the divine.
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others - even when there's not going to be anyone telling you what a hero you are.”
    Jim Butcher, Changes



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