Jared W > Jared's Quotes

“I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”
― Edgar Allan Poe

“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity”
― Sun-Tzu, A Arte da Guerra

“Things are not always what they seem; the first appearance deceives many; the intelligence of a few perceives what has been carefully hidden.”
― Phaedrus

“The best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard”
― John Wilder Tukey

“Statisticians are the most dangerous creatures on the face of the planet.”
― Faheem Uddin Syed

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
― Woody Allen

“Life is a puzzle, a riddle, a test, a mystery, a game—whatever challenge you wish to compare it to. Just remember, you're not the only participant; no one person holds all the answers, the pieces, or the cards. The trick to success in this life is to accumulate teammates and not opponents.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on both of us.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft