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#1

“Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.”
― Nita Prose, The Maid

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#2

“I’ll never understand it—why people find the truth more shocking than lies.”
― Nita Prose, The Maid

tags: character, character-quotes, lies, the-maid, truth

44 likes

#3

“Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
"I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”
― Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song

tags: humor

4976 likes

#4

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

tags: fighting, humor, misattributed-george-carlin, peace, sex

4258 likes

#5

“It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle

tags: books, humor

4155 likes

#6

“Do your thing and don't care if they like it.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

4142 likes

#7

“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”
― Mo Willems, Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs

tags: fairy-tales, humor, humorous, philosophy, psychology

4129 likes

#8

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker

tags: beauty, classic-insult, humor, ugly

3579 likes

#9

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

tags: benediction, evil, goodwill, humor, inspirational, wishes

3512 likes

#10

“What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: cartoonist, humor, inspirational

3301 likes

#11

“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”
― Dr. Seuss, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

tags: humor

3182 likes

#12

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor, taste

3177 likes

#13

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
― Phyllis Diller

2814 likes

#14

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, life

2251 likes

#15

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
― E.B. White

tags: activism, humor, life, pleasure

9189 likes

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