Dexter > Dexter's Quotes

“Coincidences are surprising events whose meaning only becomes apparent in retrospect. They're a chance to change your life, and you can either seize that opportunity or spurn it.”
― Nina George, The Book of Dreams

“I forced myself to look at my collection of whips and chains and clamps and spikes and balls and leather and latex and ask; ‘who am I?”
― DX, Shackled

“BDSM isn’t about bondage, domination, or sadomasochism. You don’t have to be bound or dominated or tortured or enjoying to be tortured. It’s about a loved one who takes the world off your shoulders for a few blessed hours through the use of bondage, domination and sadomasochism.”
― DX , The Reluctant Master

“I admitted that I had actually orgasmed from having my tits caned.

That deserves a trophy, right? Come from titty spank? Popped from booby whipping? I deserve a plaque at least!”
― DX, Shackled

“I’d rather share my bed with a devil with questionable morals than one with no morals at all.”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“Violence isn’t exactly wholesome. Wholesome implies you leave them whole after you’re done saying hello.”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“Did I just hear a vampire crime lord call someone else a crook?”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“What’s a little anemia a couple of times a month”
― R.J. Blain, Hoofin' It

“She was a rubberized, squirming seductress, a latex siren. Her bondage accented her curves, with shinny cups hungrily sucking her voluminous tits and her heavy corset squeezing her waist. I could see the muscles in her arms and thighs flex and contract.
I couldn’t look away.
She was beautiful.”
― DX, The Reluctant Master

“Look at these lines! Look at them! I look like a Lamborghini with boobies!”
― DX, The Reluctant Master

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s got something up his poop shoot for certain!”
― DX, The Reluctant Master

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country