Bernard’s Comments (group member since Dec 30, 2018)

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Ha ha! Perhaps.

My new diet ....

Breakfast: A bowl of celery flakes.
Lunch: A celery crispbread sandwich.
Dinner: Braised celery au gratin.

Ha ha! As suggested by Marie Antoinette? But surely cake would have harmful sugar and fat.

An interesting option. I think it will have to be just half a slice of toast for breakfast ....

Let the Brits eat more expensive bread ....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-en...

Grasshopper wrote: "Breaking News: Shinzo Abe, Japan’s longest-serving prime minister, will resign because of ill health, the country’s national broadcaster reported https://t.co/9YV22XIIqF"

Too much being a prime minister can damage your health.

Graham wrote: "Touch of the comic. I'm not sentimentally attached to my brain. How long before Elon gets me?"

Probably not very long, he works quickly.

You are most kind.

Bernard wrote: "Leave my brain alone Elon!"

As members will know, my brain is not perfect. But I have become sentimentally attached to it over the years, so I am reluctant to have things inserted in it.

Grasshopper wrote: "More on the live telecast
https://www.tesmanian.com/blogs/tesma..."

Tesmanian? Should that be TASmanian???

Organisms

Leave my brain alone Elon!

Grasshopper wrote: ""India sets new global record of daily infections with over 77,000 new cases" https://twitter.com/i/events/12993414..."

The nightmare continues.

Congruence

An assignment for my fairy tales course ....

Mrs Bluebeard

The key was rather rusty, but eventually it turned. She opened the door, and beheld a ghastly sight. There, hanging, were a dozen deceased androids. They had been savagely mutilated, their limbs gashed and twisted, oil dripping into pools on the floor. Only then did she realise the true horror of her situation: her husband was not just a serial killer, but he had a taste for silicon-based lifeforms. She started to swoon: oh why had she not listened to her mother, and married the nice vicar instead?

Ah ok. Dreams have always fascinated me.

Re: Thunderstorms due tomorrow, but no Storm expected ....

That is the Met Office forecast. I just relayed it.

More rain, with maybe local flooding. Thunderstorms due tomorrow, but no Storm expected.

Cones

James Anderson reaches the milestone of 600 Test wickets. He now plans to reach 700.

Sometimes dreams preserve sleep, but at other times they disturb sleep, perhaps to the point of waking the sleeper.