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Chat (1501 new)
Aug 25, 2020 02:32PM

770270 Now an escaped penguin in Nottinghamshire. What the hell is going on up there???
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 25, 2020 01:18PM

770270 Oh Beatrice, if you only knew how wild and disturbing my dreams are, you would not say that so lightly.
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 25, 2020 07:14AM

770270 Booksmell??? Is that even a word? Maybe in Newspeak ....

I do love the aroma of a good book, or even a bad one. So far, the ebooks are odourless, but probably digital smells are not far off.
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 25, 2020 04:49AM

770270 Ok Beatrice, give us a report when you get back from your holiday there.
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 24, 2020 02:39PM

770270 Grasshopper wrote: ""Today I've decided to take you to someplace cool"

North Korea’s propaganda machine gets a makeover

https://t.co/wtbTQ0zgB6 https://t.co/O3CpYXmfnt"


North Korea can be fun !!!
Quarantine Blog (565 new)
Aug 24, 2020 02:25PM

770270 Bernard wrote: "Certainly. Have you ever tried cheesy peas?"

They featured in a TV show, where a wholesome family praised them in a spoof advert. It is a good rhyming name, and they might be an attractive snack.
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 24, 2020 04:40AM

770270 Then you need to install webcams in their cars!
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 23, 2020 02:39PM

770270 But are they wearing seat belts when having sex???
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 23, 2020 07:22AM

770270 Nor had I before today! I saw it in the paper.
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 23, 2020 07:10AM

770270 Sadly he did not. But a game show did have a Khruschev impersonator, who arrived wearing a bag over his head, and was then revealed to the watching millions. Obviously he was similar enough to be remembered afterwards, and then got promoted to the real thing! Of course the real Nikita would have been torn to pieces by the patriotic American audience.
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 23, 2020 04:52AM

770270 Sunday Question: Did Soviet leader Nikita Khruschev appear on an American TV gameshow?
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 23, 2020 04:50AM

770270 They are. Now I see the visual elephant connection.
Chat (1501 new)
Aug 22, 2020 01:44PM

770270 Elephant shrew update: they dance!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fB42XYt...
Quarantine Blog (565 new)
Aug 21, 2020 01:45PM

770270 Certainly. Have you ever tried cheesy peas?
Quarantine Blog (565 new)
Aug 21, 2020 01:32PM

770270 Great. Geneva has a long history of peace initiatives. We can dine on Lindors and cheese with holes in it. And you can take a cuckoo clock home as a souvenir.
Quarantine Blog (565 new)
Aug 21, 2020 01:11PM

770270 Ha ha! Ok deal. Leave your weapons with the UN monitoring team, and we will arrange a peace conference in Geneva.
Quarantine Blog (565 new)
Aug 21, 2020 07:31AM

770270 UK has amicable dealings with him, I do not know about other countries.
Quarantine Blog (565 new)
Aug 21, 2020 04:39AM

770270 The Cold War continues. It is now NATO versus Russia, rather than NATO versus USSR.
Quarantine Blog (565 new)
Aug 20, 2020 02:33PM

770270 There is an old English proverb: He who sups with the devil should have a long spoon.
Quarantine Blog (565 new)
Aug 20, 2020 01:24PM

770270 Hmmm. If dealing with the Russians, the Aussies should take long spoons with them.

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