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A runaway manatee named Tico which gave international rescue teams the slip for two months has been caught after a frantic international search.

Experts had feared for Tico's safety after he embarked on an unusual journey taking him more than 4,000km (2,500 miles) from the Brazilian waters where he had been released into the wild. He was found off the coast of Venezuela.

(From BBC)

Chips with everything! Yes, these scientific wonders will be welcome.

Thanks. We march behind Chairperson Truss, who will lead us into a golden age, with cheap energy and couscous for all.

Some much needed rain in Berkshire. It's like waiting for the relief of Mafeking .....

Ha ha! You've not heard of it? It's simple really. You socialise, and probably eventually a suitable person will become your victim.

I didn't use any book. I used the SPPMM, Social Proximity Probabilistic Match Method.

I can remember a time before Tinder, a golden age indeed.

Quite right too! I hear that all Walmarts are to be fitted with SAM launchers.

Today is World Coconut Day.

The Morning After The Month Before

A project
Plagued with problems:
Broken technology,
Difficult people,
Protean concepts.

So sleepless nights,
Anxiety,
Psychosomatic pains,
A litany of woe.

But now
The sun is shining,
The sky is full of rainbows,
My heart is light as air,
Oh joy!

Not a riddle i think. Just an epigram referencing his epigrams.

Curiouser and curiouser ......

Err no, not really! That's really weird. Surely Mother Nature has a sense of humour.

A poem by Martial

You read him, you ask for him, here he is:

Martial, known throughout the world for

his witty little books of epigrams.

Dedicated reader, the glory you have

given him while he lives and feels

comes to few poets in their graves

About Gorbachev, history is full of irony and poetic justice (my favourite kind of justice). He did what he thought was the right thing.

I think I've lost my sense of surprise .....

"A plesiosaur sandwich to go please"

The size of the favours depends on the generosity of Fortuna.

Just a few. Soon we will have to use mice instead.

The English sacrificed more oxen than the South Africans did.