Reads with Scotch ’s Comments (group member since Mar 14, 2008)

Reads with Scotch ’s comments from the Axis Mundi X group.

I don't think men claim it either, Donna... lets just call it, "it". Steven King would be proud.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/...

This is promising.

Oh... Well, I'm pretty tall, so when people bow, it appears that they are laying on the floor. Optical illusions and all that, you, know how it is.

Oh get off the floor, Donna. What I have next will either cause you to laugh and cry at the same time... or join the group.

http://www.goodreads.com/group/show/6...

I can not believe this group at all.

I was thinking bleach and foil bombs.

Really… A minion of Satan… I thought she was trying to be a teacher. You know teach the little darlings that in life, if you make a stupid decision there are stupid consequences… like no candy...

Msg#19 I have some things to debate on his take there. I don't think this is the thread for it, but remind me some time about religion and poverty.

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers,
"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

first you repress Charlies sexual urges and then you claim toxic carrots... I don't know, your credibility is weakening ;)

It is funny because of her jowls If you give her a hand full she will walk around for the rest of the day dropping them from her jowls on to the floor and attempting to re-eat them. So she only gets one at a time now.

Have you ever tried peanuts? My dog will do back flips for peanuts.

I will have to send you a picture of that, Donna.

throw all the midgets, and clown bears at me, if it pleases you. The point still stands, you were going for an orgy Halloween. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I don't understand your resistance to the idea.

:: scratches those off the shopping list::

I don't eat them myself, But I do buy them for the dog... Eh, no I used to buy them for the dog, no more.

heh!

the 8 million dollar bunny! I would totally watch that show :D

I keep meaning to dig up some good quotes... I draw a complete blank and forget about it. Then you pop up; drop a bomb, and I'm all... well shit I should have said that.

::shakes fist at Arminius::

Me too. I think wolves are my favorite animals after puppies.

Well there are bones scattered about your feet... and then there are the fangs... the guy over in the corner with damp armor... and I see something flying through the air... RUN BUNNY IT'S THE HOLY HAND GRENAIDE! They must have read the pedophile thread ;)

After some brief consideration I think I know my personal cause and effect. Alaska skipped summer this year. Now winter is in full swing again. Summers here seem to drag on because they are so short.

So the 23 hours of sunlight turn every day into a week. With winter and the darkness it is very easy to loose time. You always feel like you just woke up no matter the time. It is depressing, and cold. But I did see a wolf the other day.