mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

Here's one for you Groovy,

I hate ambiguity, it gives me a vague feeling of unease.

That's good Groovy you make me laugh.

"Have you though about this?" No I'm stupid I didn't think about anything.

Spain LOL, southern Spain is kind of like that isn't it. In England it is always raining, well except for this year LOL.

Hay sorry just following logical thought, but I can forgive you. Being 8 you don't always think on the side of self interest. At that age you are sill libel to give into your concern for others and think of them instead of yourself. Good on you Groovy.

I hope you have a wonderful weekend and I also hope you don't get flooded out watch out for the heavy rains headed your way.

why does the fly wisper ? Because he is horse LOL.

That's a real bummer, you should have given the Camera to your sister.

That wont work on arachnids they just weave a webb of deceit

So your sister met the bandit before he drove a Camero.

Oh man you are bugging me.

Hai Oh , isn't that what the dwarves sang in sleeping beauty? and off to work I go...

Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "A man comes upon a little boy standing in the middle of the street swinging a dead cat over his head.

“What in the world are you doing?” The man asks.

“I’m chasing away Tigers.” The boy replies.
..."

Nope no tigers how about tiggers? you know he is flouncy and bouncy so you have to beware Tigger could be anywhere.

Groovy wrote: "Sorry, mrbooks, Ori's won out:)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra---that is about as adult humor as I'm going to get."

A Dyslixic walks into a Bra is actually a book LOL.

Hmmm I thought that was a splinter faction.

Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Yes, I remember on a forum that no longer exists, how a woman about 32 moaned about being "an older woman" as if she were senescent or something...I replied, "I'm 50...if you're "old", what does th..."


Don't ask you are liable to get an answer. I told a guy I know that yes I am old but your older then the dinosaurs you helped Noah build the Ark, transcribed the 10 commandments for Moses, and set Rome ablaze while Nero played.

Not sure why he told me to F off...

Groovy wrote: "I appreciate that, Ori. Thanks!

LOL! Good one. No matter where I am, I always think I'm looking like my much, much younger inner self--until I pass a mirror:)

My daughter just turned 30 this year..."

That just kills me when a youngster says they are getting old. I had a 19 year old girl at work tell me she was getting old. I told her I've been working here longer then she has been around and this is my second career. I mean 19 really I am 3 times your age plus 2 so tell me your old again I dare you. She promptly said well I have never been this old before...

OK A bit old and it is adult humor so no groaning.

Man goes to the doctor complaining of pain in his lower stomach and scrotum. The doctor examines him and explains the overly large genitals are the cause he will need to have at least 2 inches removed. He frets and worries about it for a while and finally goes to the doctor, do it doc I can't take the pain any longer.

Two months after his surgery and feeling much more comfortable he decides to buy a suit. He enters the tailors and explains he wants a new suit. The tailor looks him up and down and says ok you are a 40in chest and 38in waist. No the man says I have always been a 24in waist. Do you suffer from lower abdominal and groin pain? Yes the doc removed 2 inches from my genitals to correct the problem. Your still a 38in waist with a little d*%@ to match your little brain.

Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "I am pleased as Punch today. First, I don't have any more classes until Monday (early, but you can't have it all). Second, my teenage student whom I dearly love has returned. Third, we are going ou..."


Nope not quite Ori I understand completely not only what you are saying but how it makes you feel. My mother made many many quilts and my daughter was into quilting. But remember although the material may be free it is not a cheap quilt. They are always expensive as they take up your valuable time and puts all your skills to work. Although it may be a labor of love, it is not a free be.

DST is my excuse the wife won't let me get away with more then that. LOL. To be honest I have been late only 4 times in 40 years. I know I am failing in my proper responsibility as an employee. Hangs head in shame.

What Ori you want to stick to one time and not change your clocks at least twice a year. Never to really know what time zone you might be in at any one time. You say stop the madness, I say let it continue hell it give me an excuse to be late at least twice a year LOL.

Sorry LOL been busy.