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Nov 28, 2018 03:13PM

114553 Oh going old English are we... That's what the sheriff of Nottingham use to say about Robin in the hood. He's a ne'er do well and it will come a cropper for him.
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Nov 28, 2018 03:09PM

114553 No the problem is, it is highly strung. I think he should move down a bass...
Nov 28, 2018 03:07PM

114553 No can never forget about my friends, you lovely ladies keep me on the straight and narrow, or at least in line kind of :D
Nov 27, 2018 02:05PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "Chicago?!!! I told you I get them mixed up--LOL! And the movie came out in 1979. It was pretty good. I'm sure the book was better.

The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band? I'm going to have to google that. Neve..."


I call any band I can't remember the Bonzo dog doodah band. That is about every band out there I an terrible at remembering who sung what song.
Nov 27, 2018 02:02PM

114553 Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: ""The more you cry, the less you pee; and peeing is more important."
Maya Angelou's grandmother, as quoted in I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"


Ori if only it were true, I would cry more to pee less in a heart beat.
Nov 27, 2018 02:01PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "I learned not to ask, just observe.

And as for the fake 'Prez', it seems the snake is beginning to bite the ones that put him in office. How did that old song go? "You knew he was a snake before y..."



Please Groovy please tell us about Melania we want to know...
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Nov 27, 2018 01:57PM

114553 lets not rake up the past or I will have to bury my head in the sand.
Nov 27, 2018 01:46PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "Email away! But, you'll have to tell me what you would like, because I don't know what to send someone who lives in Europe:)"

Hey Groovy send her something Spanish LOL. Sorry I have ben away, mail problems and still have them and really busy at work. It must be a common theme remembering dreams. I don't remember to many of them the ones that stick are the ones that terrify me. I don't remember good or happy feel good dreams or fantasy ones just the ones that give's me nightmares for weeks to come, so to speak.
Nov 27, 2018 01:45PM

114553 Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Today is our 36th Wedding Anniversary. Still crazy after all these years. We couldn't do our luxury lunch this year so we settled for the Korean place. Good food, and full of Korean people, which m..."

Well congrats 36 is nothing to sneeze at had my 36th this year as well.
Nov 15, 2018 02:31PM

114553 I do savour good advise.
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Nov 15, 2018 02:29PM

114553 a fishy gross out...

eew a sheepish excuse
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Nov 11, 2018 04:13PM

114553 was that eel or eew lol eel is fishy
Nov 11, 2018 04:12PM

114553 Oh I say I can see I have a target painted on my back
Nov 11, 2018 04:11PM

114553 Well as the call me old already I can't avoid that one but bitter that belongs to some other old fool, lol.
Nov 11, 2018 04:05PM

114553 god I hope I don't turn up like trump if I do shoot me lol.
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Nov 11, 2018 02:50PM

114553 One can never fathom what will strike a teenagers funny bone as they like the person are still maturing. Some of us never grow up LOL.

But Groovey if they breath through there butt, that means the defecate from the opposite end, or would they say something smells fishy...
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Nov 11, 2018 02:43PM

114553 Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Hey Mr B, your wife is British, can she tell me why the short form of "halfpenny" is pronounced "haypenny" instead of "hahpenny?" I bet nobody knows anymore, but I thought I'd ask."
It has something to do with cockney slang I know that much, but what exactly I haven't got a Scooby doo.
Nov 11, 2018 02:39PM

114553 Alas we are not getting younger and those we know are in the same boat, we can expect these things to happen we have problems accepting the loss, but it is a fact of life, I don't want to be mourned I want people to remember me and say he is was a fool always joking about never taking anything serious. I have had my share of pain and don't want to be thought of as that miserable bitter old man.
Nov 11, 2018 02:31PM

114553 I think your poor Husband is a tad confused, I don't know of any sluts on planes, unless they are passengers. You have flaps slats and struts that all operate the plane. I guess you have sluts that operate on the plane, is that like a slut machine where you drop a coin in and take your Chances?
Nov 06, 2018 03:03PM

114553 Yes the fabled free meal syndrome. You tell someone there is a free meal going at such and such place tomorrow and they will show up as soon as the restaurant opens to get there free meal and you can literally keep it going for weeks to months depending on the gullibility or greed of our fellow man. You go to the restaurant and say you want your free meal they sat that's tomorrow but if you go to such and such you might get one today before noon.

Nice little gag you can keep going. It is a play on new Aircraft maintenance people in the air force. You send them out for a yard of flight line, and they end up traveling half the base looking for something You can do the same thing with the Brass magnet and the left handed screw driver and a gallon of prop wash.