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Aug 01, 2018 02:02PM

114553 A zombies favorite dance? the shuffle A zombies favorite movie? Guess who's coming to dinner. A zombies favorite sport? Shuffle board.

What kind of chocolate do Koalas eat? Koality street.
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Jul 31, 2018 02:42PM

114553 What does a Zombie sing to his girl/boy/zombie friend? Your Eating heart What do they sing at a football game? You'll never walk alone. A zombies self descriptive song, Bad to the Bone.
Jul 31, 2018 02:34PM

114553 Actually it sounds like a touch of Tourette's facial tics and the odd slipped in cuss word or 20. It may very well e a very mild form of tourettes. I get involuntary eye tics upon occasions normally in stressful situations. so who knows.
Jul 31, 2018 02:10PM

114553 Groovy that remains to be seen LOL.
Jul 30, 2018 03:55PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "Your statement about how you got insomnia is funny:) LOL!

I went through the same thing. I was told by "her" that a cat will crawl into your bed when you're sleep, put its mouth over yours, and su..."


Groovy you have been reading Stephen King as well. Sai king has written a couple of short stories about cats doing just that.

The one that always got me was "if you keep making face it will stay frozen in that position. if that is the case why oh why aren't there millions of people with face like that.
Jul 30, 2018 03:51PM

114553 Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Especially when the "minority" they're talking about happens to be the majority in the particular place they're discussing. That really burns me up!!

Just like people who tell their kids lies to s..."


Ori, has been reading Stephen King again.
Jul 30, 2018 03:48PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "And you knew this just off the top of your head? Deep:)

You know what annoys the ##!!!*** out of me? (that may or may not be a curse word. I could just be saying "crap":) Anywho, it's when people ..."

I hear you Groovy, the only minority are those dumb enough to use the term when referring to others. Darn I just used it...
Jul 30, 2018 03:18PM

114553 Nay Groovy you are a very couth. I on the other hand have always been uncouth, you know men unrefined and ill mannered. Well my wife says so anyway
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Jul 30, 2018 03:13PM

114553 Oh peas really! I am going to the concert and jump into the mash pit and roast the band it's all gravy really LOL.
Jul 25, 2018 02:08PM

114553 I see how it is Groovy you are saying we are corrupt. You are right we don't only ruin a good language, but we are pretty good at taking and ruining other memorable events as well.
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Jul 25, 2018 01:49PM

114553 I no taco to you, it has bean to long to try taco to you now, enchilada you can do about it.
Jul 24, 2018 02:30PM

114553 You are talking about Madeline McCann she went missing while her parents and friends were out for dinner while on vacation in Portugal.
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Jul 24, 2018 02:25PM

114553 Is that were they got the term lickie licks for animal treats.
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Jul 24, 2018 02:23PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "You can't make knots out of a blockhead (get it? a block of salt?)"

I'll pretzel you know later what I decide.
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Jul 23, 2018 02:42PM

114553 Are you saying he left her in knots?
Jul 23, 2018 02:41PM

114553 My eyes open vertically, when I lay on my side that is.
Jul 21, 2018 05:03AM

114553 Groovy wrote: "Or, "Like there's no tomorrow." or, "A bat out of hell." (That still makes no sense...)"

Come on Groovy the song explains that term "Like a bat out of hell I will be gone when the morning comes." Meaning he will be gone or it will be gone in a flash.

is No tomorrow like entering the Clearing at the end of the path?
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Jul 21, 2018 04:56AM

114553 So Groovy, if many is a lot few were left behind.
Jul 21, 2018 04:27AM

114553 Sorry to hear that Ori, yes customs can be a real pain in the backside. Ask your friend for a detailed list of what she put in the envelope. Send the Bill to Donald Trump, he is the one who started this customs fiasco, by raising the tariffs on imports he has caused all the other countries to do the same and to target those who have the lowest quantity as they are the easiest to collect from.
Jul 16, 2018 01:56PM

114553 OK my bad. here is the easiest one, one word answer. Done