
Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Hmm BC, I think I took that course, isn't it Bad Composition? I got an A+ on it. If it stands for Body Control I failed that one.

Groan, you have been watching Jurassic Park.
What do you get when you cross an armadillo and a pillow?
Either a fluffyDillo or an armored pillow.

COBH Groovy no credit and no barter

The bill wings its way to you as we speak groovy
Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Mr B, I'm not talking about mobility vehicles. I'm talking about the modern version of the child's push-along scooter, which now has an electric motor, and people stand up on it with both feet and ..." Sorry Ori my bad I miss understood. Like you Groovy I just follow them for the music. Thanks for the mention Groovy. do I get beer with the balloons and confetti ?

Of course you can go way back and call them goats sheep and cows.
Groovy wrote: "Because of people getting hurt on them, or by them, they just banned those in the city until they can come up with some rules that will work.
I have a very curious question. It came to me while I ..."It depends on where you are they are weed whackers weed eaters, strimmer, trimmer edger, or that thing that gets rid of long grass. it depends on who you ask and what frame of mind they are in at the time you ask them.
Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "What cracks me up is these electric scooter things. Forget riding a bike, they zip along (on the sidewalk, of cuss) very fast, hotdogging around pedestrians. No helmets, no bell or horn to tell you..." The scooter's are an essential piece of equipment for those who are mobility limited. My daughter had one, it was registered for on the road use. the dam thing could go 25 to 30 miles on a charge, it's highest speed was 15 miles per hour. and had a slower setting to allow them to be driven within stores. Unfortunately there are those who don't need them but use them because they are to lazy to walk. Not because they can't because they won't.

What is a potato's favorite job?
Chippie...

Wait for it in the future man will not walk they will live in hover chairs and be hooked up to everything. Hold on wasn't there a song similar to that description? in the year 2424 or something like that...

UFO Un friendly Official. You need to watch out for them they will infest your fields.

If your wall pipes keep freezing use a hair dryer to thaw them out...

Mah Jong is so addictive I have to force my self off of it to go to bed. I am also hooked on spider solitaire.

What is a penguin's favorite dessert ?
Baked Alaska.

Sorry Ori I have to disagree with you on this even two year olds will listen and don't act that way all the time. Yes they have temper tantrums but it is expected for they are going through there terrible twos. Even after the have temper tantrums they will become the sweet loveable little monsters they have always been. You are doing the poor two year olds a dis-service.
Groovy wrote: "I guess they skipped the part in the Bible where gossip is looked down upon and anyone who participates in it is considered unworthy.
This isn't a word or phrase I hate. Just action. And it's thos..." It wasn't the Stephen King thread was it?
Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "On the subject of "kind" insults...it's kind of like when someone (usually a woman, unfortunately) from church comes and tells you, "I'm sharing this so you can pray about it." Get ready for some h..." This is an easy fix, just say the following before they get started, "the bible says let her who is with out sin cast the first stone". If that doesn't shut them up then they are only there to yank your chain.