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Hey watch out for the smooth ones they are players.

Come on Groovy I am trying to be a little generous LOL.

LOL my mother had 5 of us at school at one time and was single couldn't afford school lunches I was one of those kids who always had a brown bag lunch.

keep messing with the bacon you will end up in the joint.

Ori I think it was when they offered her brains she thought they said trains and asked for one that never left the station.
Not to say the family is dumb, but I think there combined IQ is 10.

LOL when was the last time young lovers looked at the finance of things to decide if they wanted or could indeed afford to fall in love.

Quick light the bacon so they know where we are

Ori, mysteries solved. The menu was printed in the paper so parents and students could sit down together and decide what days the student might want to eat the lunch provided and what days they might want to take a lunch. The reason they used the term Half a pint, is because it sounds like more then a cup of milk.
Yes the school systems were a bit thick dense and slow all at the same time.

TBH Groovy that's my feelings as well, but I had to put down all options so anyone can choose there own decision with out prejudice. Mind you if they don't agree with us they are wacko LOL.

It's a fact, it could be true, it could be a true fact or it could be somewhere over the rainbow. Or it could be someone blowing smoke where the sun doesn't shine.

for example:
1. I'm coming over and I'm hungry
2. well I have herpes my mom just gave it to me. You can have some if you want.
1. yeah I'll pass. I'm not that hungry
2. Yeah, well it smells really bad anyway aha.
2, Damn auto correct Hardees

I just howl at the moon like there is no tomorrow...
You want funny go on bing and type Funny autocorrect gone wrong. then switch to images I've been trying not to laugh for 30 min with out success

I'm a wolf I howl at authority I will not get in line like a timid sheep bleating and blatting give me a min I need a tree...

You are what you eat... I seriously hope not

Warning the counter staff at airports have no sense of humor. The asked who packed my bags and I said Alpaca my bags.

Yes I am heavy man I have been eating my own cooking...
What is the spiciest dog?
The chow wow ah...

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What is the square root of root beer? Beer, You can't use Root it is a prime or root number...
Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Question: What does it mean when someone says, "I hear crickets"?"They are in the woods or out in a field on a long walk away from people.
Groovy wrote: "I see on the news that Europe is experiencing severe heat. So, stay cool and drink lots and lots of liquids; and have a safe, fun weekend:)
We are dealing with wildfires. And what gets me is that..."That is a bit of a contradiction in terms, if the fire is man made then it is not in essence a wild fire. It is a fire that is out of control but it is not a fire set by any natural means such as lightning.
On the other hand I agree with you lock this fool in a room douse him in slow burning fuel and give him a book of matches then force him to light a fire and watch it slowly burn towards him and consume him like he did to others.

Ok Ori you are asking them to use common sense and logical thought. 1. they are incapable of common sense 2. Logical thought in there eye is something only Vulcans do in Star Trek. 3. use such common words as antiques that is sacrilege.