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Aug 21, 2018 02:12PM

114553 Hey watch out for the smooth ones they are players.
Aug 21, 2018 02:10PM

114553 Come on Groovy I am trying to be a little generous LOL.
Aug 21, 2018 04:48AM

114553 LOL my mother had 5 of us at school at one time and was single couldn't afford school lunches I was one of those kids who always had a brown bag lunch.
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Aug 21, 2018 04:47AM

114553 keep messing with the bacon you will end up in the joint.
Aug 20, 2018 02:56PM

114553 Ori I think it was when they offered her brains she thought they said trains and asked for one that never left the station.

Not to say the family is dumb, but I think there combined IQ is 10.
Aug 20, 2018 02:51PM

114553 LOL when was the last time young lovers looked at the finance of things to decide if they wanted or could indeed afford to fall in love.
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Aug 20, 2018 02:49PM

114553 Quick light the bacon so they know where we are
Aug 20, 2018 02:36PM

114553 Ori, mysteries solved. The menu was printed in the paper so parents and students could sit down together and decide what days the student might want to eat the lunch provided and what days they might want to take a lunch. The reason they used the term Half a pint, is because it sounds like more then a cup of milk.

Yes the school systems were a bit thick dense and slow all at the same time.
Aug 18, 2018 04:33PM

114553 TBH Groovy that's my feelings as well, but I had to put down all options so anyone can choose there own decision with out prejudice. Mind you if they don't agree with us they are wacko LOL.
Aug 17, 2018 03:48PM

114553 It's a fact, it could be true, it could be a true fact or it could be somewhere over the rainbow. Or it could be someone blowing smoke where the sun doesn't shine.
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Aug 16, 2018 02:18PM

114553 for example:

1. I'm coming over and I'm hungry
2. well I have herpes my mom just gave it to me. You can have some if you want.
1. yeah I'll pass. I'm not that hungry
2. Yeah, well it smells really bad anyway aha.
2, Damn auto correct Hardees
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Aug 16, 2018 02:10PM

114553 I just howl at the moon like there is no tomorrow...

You want funny go on bing and type Funny autocorrect gone wrong. then switch to images I've been trying not to laugh for 30 min with out success
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Aug 15, 2018 02:23PM

114553 I'm a wolf I howl at authority I will not get in line like a timid sheep bleating and blatting give me a min I need a tree...
Aug 14, 2018 02:46PM

114553 You are what you eat... I seriously hope not
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Aug 14, 2018 02:35PM

114553 Warning the counter staff at airports have no sense of humor. The asked who packed my bags and I said Alpaca my bags.
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Aug 13, 2018 04:14PM

114553 Yes I am heavy man I have been eating my own cooking...

What is the spiciest dog?

The chow wow ah...
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Aug 12, 2018 03:54PM

114553 ?

What is the square root of root beer? Beer, You can't use Root it is a prime or root number...
Aug 11, 2018 02:57PM

114553 Orinoco Womble (tidy bag and all) wrote: "Question: What does it mean when someone says, "I hear crickets"?"

They are in the woods or out in a field on a long walk away from people.
Aug 11, 2018 02:53PM

114553 Groovy wrote: "I see on the news that Europe is experiencing severe heat. So, stay cool and drink lots and lots of liquids; and have a safe, fun weekend:)

We are dealing with wildfires. And what gets me is that..."


That is a bit of a contradiction in terms, if the fire is man made then it is not in essence a wild fire. It is a fire that is out of control but it is not a fire set by any natural means such as lightning.

On the other hand I agree with you lock this fool in a room douse him in slow burning fuel and give him a book of matches then force him to light a fire and watch it slowly burn towards him and consume him like he did to others.
Aug 11, 2018 02:45PM

114553 Ok Ori you are asking them to use common sense and logical thought. 1. they are incapable of common sense 2. Logical thought in there eye is something only Vulcans do in Star Trek. 3. use such common words as antiques that is sacrilege.