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Jan 26, 2018 01:49PM

114553 Oh wow are we carping on about this still...
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Jan 24, 2018 02:54PM

114553 Cool I'm squids in, but there is no anemone room for excuses you better seaweed mean business or I going to tuna you to go.
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Jan 23, 2018 02:22PM

114553 It looks like this ship is sunk, down tiger don't be such a legal shark...
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Jan 22, 2018 02:13PM

114553 Oh goody Fanta sea island and they have orange on tap with sea food surprise served with a sea cucumber salad and seaweed cake or afters... only I can't find the cod darn waiter.
Jan 22, 2018 02:05PM

114553 You are all my friends :)
Jan 21, 2018 02:40PM

114553 Yes isn't public speaking fun LOL. I had the problem when In my first lesson. I gave the intro and set the first film going and after that was finished I froze, for get the um er uh absolutely nothing came out of my mouth. I took another month before I could give it a second go. Thankfully I was a whole lot better. The only time I ever had problems was during the annual evaluation Then I would um and er and hmm all over the place. My last three years in the AF I was the requested instructor for over half of the squadron commanders as well as the base commander and group commander. Even after all the practice I had I always got nervous when I had to get in front of people to speak.

The only thing stopping me from stuttering and stammering here is you don't actually see me and I don't see you and I don't have to say what I want out loud.
Jan 20, 2018 04:36PM

114553 nope I would definitely have to dethaw my stake only a frozen stake for a frozen hearted vampire, oops wrong link
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Jan 20, 2018 04:34PM

114553 yuck fish flue I but you blew some bubbles with that. to fight the currents I use a hair dryer and turn them into raisins.
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Jan 19, 2018 03:42PM

114553 Hello hello hello wow and echo echo echo...

Have you gone all sea food on me and clamed up? eel be here if you all decide to take the bait and reply. I know I am a little shrimp in a big pond, but looking to draw out the big fish for a tale or two...
Jan 19, 2018 02:15PM

114553 Me I would put it in the freezer to de-thaw it.
Jan 18, 2018 02:10PM

114553 Well at least it brightened your day and gave you a smile.
Jan 17, 2018 03:05PM

114553 Hi Miss beautiful aka Goovy. The snow can be dealt with it is the human factor that kills you every time. I would say push them out into the snow and tell them to make an igloo if they want to hang around otherwise there's the road don't let the door hit you in the A*# on the way out. I know you can't, but just close your eyes and imagine yourself telling this person this and see there reaction it should at least put a small smile on your face. I hope
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Jan 13, 2018 02:40PM

114553 I'm worried we may lay an egg, a rotten one. and what a stink that would make.
Jan 13, 2018 02:37PM

114553 There you go fear and panic, panic and fear. if it isn't the snow it is the rain or some other natural event that the panic over.
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Jan 12, 2018 01:38PM

114553 Oh Duck forgave him his indiscretion, he realized chicken couldn't handle his liquor and duck had been liberal that night with his Wild Turkey
Jan 11, 2018 02:43PM

114553 Hey Groovy, you think it is bad there, we had an inch of snow here and everything closes. It started snowing we went to get some bread and the number of people in there who where panic buying because they thought the whole country was going to shut down for the next year. Yes it was that bad.
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Jan 11, 2018 02:26PM

114553 I though it was because they were cheap, cheap, cheap...

What did the duck say to the chicken on the phone? Hey chicken Korma over we have some quackers.
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Jan 10, 2018 02:49PM

114553 Looks like I lost out on a wing and a prayer. Red rover red Rover send a joke right over.
Jan 10, 2018 02:29PM

114553 I knew there was a reason I like you Groovy, we think alike. I guess you are attuned to some of my old folk ways, say what you mean and mean what you say.
Jan 09, 2018 02:58PM

114553 LOL they think they are being hip and clever by saying sex it up. I prefer to say it's crap make it better. I wonder who's approach is better. Not mine I would get fired for swearing and being to blunt.