mrbooks’s Comments (group member since Mar 19, 2014)

mrbooks’s comments from the Net Work Book Club group.

OK Ori, I see it is time for you to do something a bit naughty. I want you to get some white poster board and a big thick black, (view spoiler)[marker (hide spoiler)] .

Place the board on the table in front of you take you marker and write No Whistling on the bus.

Next time you ride the bus I want you to sneak the sign on so you can point it out to the old man and say that means YOU.

or an older one still if that didn't make you groan this will.

Billy raises his hand as ask the teacher if he can go to the toilet.
First I want you to recite the alphabet.

Billy desperate, starts as fast as he can ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.

Where is the P Billy?

Running down my leg.

I think we are fabricating artificial jokes now.

So if a sheep runs into a pylon to become nylon does it mean that if it runs in to a ray does it become a rayon, and by reasoning if it runs into a cray it must become a crayon...

I like your idea of Gorilla warfare better, six year olds should be running the world. It would be a happier place, if you got in a fight 10 min later you would be out side playing together again like nothing happened.

When Mary got home from school one day it was lamb kebabs for tea, of course it was served with cockle shell and blue bells.

Ooh C3PO is in luck he must be the ruler of the world with all that metal.

Mary had a little lamb it's fleas were white as snow, every where that Mary went the fleas were glad to go. An itch in time irritates mine.

Not forgetting the glass slippers and an outfit that disappears after midnight.

the blind canyon
Elbow falls
The Heel of Italy

The head of the river
The heart of the pass, or woods
The Blind ally
Then you have things like the Backbone of the mountain
The head of the falls
the foot of the mountains

Maybe so, but I have seen some really ugly babies and these women say isn't he cute, and the mothers says it's a girl...

On again off again I will be back with you again when we get to Michigan

I see Mawkish people at work all the time. They see the new baby cloths come in and they get all mushy and, LOL broody. Please they are just cloths, no baby supplied. I end up telling them stop shopping in the warehouse, it is the only way I can get any work done, jiminy cricket they do get annoying.

Off again on again here again there again American

couldn't resist it had to come out in rhyme or my Brian would be stuck doing time.

An optimist blood type O+

You woke up because you left the light on you can see because you left the light on... LOL

Another way to put it is: Yesterday is history and tomorrow is the future, today is the present.

Your shoe getting on me, time to hot foot it out of here.

Didn't you know I'm to Sexy for my shirt...

At the end of the day I'm clothing the door...

As I remember the discussion I think you gave her the recipe Groovy but I am old and my memory is fading LOL.

OK true story,

I was at Starbucks the other day as I go there quite a bit I know most of the girls that serve the coffee. I was waiting for my coffee and having a chat with Onica, just as she hands me my coffee a mother with her baby come stand by the window. Onica say aren't you the cutest, without batting an eye lid I say why thank you Onica.