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That's right out of Stephen Kings book The wastelands. Just finished re reading that book LOL.
What is round on top and flat on bottom?
A tire, or as the English spell it tyre.

It sounds like someone getting on a soap box and passing judgment. Didn't the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz us that particular word ?
Deliberate is another word that sounds just right. He deliberates the meaning of the word...

That's it I am going barefoot, that way I don't have to worry about shoes anymore.

Hi and welcome Sonya Ori is nuts I'm just plain crazy LOL. Is it true that lunacy is contagious?

Oh I see a wanna be...

In the movies the only man you saw wearing white shoes was either a pimp or killer. With exception of the vacation series with Chevy Chase that is LOL.

Hi Annette, yes it applies very well with this discussion. I agree with your friend, mom. There are a couple of reasons you didn't mess with 18 wheelers years ago. 1. This was considered a dead end job and it was one of the few jobs a convicted felon could get. 2. Most of the drivers spent 12-18 hrs. a day driving, something which isn't allowed now. Imagine a truck and trailer weighing 4-5 tons, carrying 10 tons of merchandise now this truck is behind you and the driver falls asleep because he has been at the wheel for 16 hrs. you have to stop at a light and there is a similar truck in front of you. What do you think the results would be.

LOL Groovy my Step father was a math professor, as I like playing with words it was easy.
When talking about digressing, tell them to think about it as going backwards in time. Sort of like a mental time machine the only goes back in time not forward.

Because the speak a different language. They speak gobble de gook.

Womens math, Galculus fictional numbers to fantastical equations to improbable sums.
The baggers on base are high school kids as there are no paper rounds or other chores they can get paid to do the provide this one opportunity to earn some pocket money. Mind you in saying that they earn more in an hour then I do. One I know said they can earn up to 25 to 50 dollars an hour, but that is only on really good days, i.e. pay day.

Here is one you can try next time you go shopping. When they ask you if you would like to pay with cash debit or credit, Say debit. Then ask if you can use there card. If it is like it is here, they won't really listen and say sure. then say OK can I have your card? They will look at you and you say I did ask if I could use your debit card and you said sure ok.
When asked if I want cash back as a tip for the bagger, on base the baggers are paid by the shopper. I say yes $5.00 how would you like that oh 5 100 dollar bills will do or a 500 dollar bill. I actually had one cashier say she doesn't have 5 one hundred dollar bills will 10 fifty's do? Yes I can count but they can't keep up with me.

Debt is like riding a horse, the Hardest part is mounting

LOL I hear you on that Groovy, I think trouble has me on speed dial or has an instant locator, it seems to know where I am when I'm going to be there and how long I will be there.
Here is one I live by, when asked how I am I say "So so doesn't matter I can't complain when I do no one listens anyway.

Only at restaurants with a bottomless glass

Blain the train is an automated system in mid world he is on a suicide mission to kill his self and Roland and his Ka tet Blain is scary he killed the population of Lud.
What is the difference between train and train?
You ride one and learn the other.

Yes I remember Keep on truckin, but I preferred convoy.
Breaker Breaker good buddy this here is the rubber duck, We have bears in the air and wolves at the door. Put your hammer down and keep the shinny side up and rubber side down.

Yes I remember Keep on truckin, but I preferred convoy.
Breaker Breaker good buddy this here is the rubber duck, We have bears in the air and wolves at the door. Put your hammer down and keep the shinny side up and rubber side down.

Oh No not a train, Blain the train is a pain...

Where can I get it, please tell me I am lost without it

I can smell what ever you like without an R anywhere.