Diskworld


Mort (Discworld, #4; Death, #1)
The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)
Equal Rites (Discworld, #3; Witches, #1)
Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch, #1)
The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind, #2)
Going Postal (Discworld, #33; Moist von Lipwig, #1)
Reaper Man (Discworld, #11; Death, #2)
Thud! (Discworld, #34; City Watch, #7)
Soul Music (Discworld, #16; Death, #3)
Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches, #2)
Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6)
Small Gods (Discworld, #13)
Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch, #2)
Moving Pictures (Discworld, #10; Industrial Revolution, #1)
Feet of Clay (Discworld, #19; City Watch, #3)
Terry Pratchett
Veil, you see, if I vas to say something portentous like "zer dark eyes of zer mind" back home in Uberwald, zer would be a sudden crash of thunder,' said Otto. 'And if I vas to point at a castle on a towering crag and say "Yonder is . . . zer castle" a volf would be bound to howl mournfully.' He sighed. 'In zer old country, zer scenery is psychotropic and knows vot is expected of it. Here, alas, people just look at you in a funny vay. ...more
Terry Pratchett, The Truth: Stage Adaptation

Terry Pratchett
There was a crash from the direction of the kitchen, although it really was more of a crashendo - the long drawn out clatter that begins when a pile of plates begins to slip, continues when someone tries to grab at them, develops a desperate counter-theme when the person realises they don't have three hands, and ends with the roinroinroin of the one miraculously intact plate spinning round and round on the floor. ...more
Terry Pratchett

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