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When Hair Gel Addiction Goes Bad
Suddenly, the county fair judges realized that this was a very unusual cow.
Backstage at the Grammy's, Britney Spears adds the final touch to her tasteful evening attire
Poultry Recidivism On The Rise, Says New Crime Report
"This just in: according to MSNBC, Sarah Palin has killed another defenseless mousse."
In a timeless, oft-repeated maneuver, the nervous teen approached his prom date with the corsage.
After PETA banned the use of rats, the medical lab really had little choice.
"Heck, I can't tell," mumbled the bachelor, standing at his fridge. "Smell this."
Sadly, it turned out to be true. Chicken abuse was, in fact, running rampant down at the old McDonald place.
"I now pronounce you man and…ah…um…I now pronounce you married."