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ESPN Unveils Promising Off-Season Serial – "Extreme Dentistry"
Suddenly, stiffing the espresso waiter seemed like a really bad idea.
Facing flagging recruitment numbers, NAMBLA resorts to coercion
"Honestly, Mr. Johnson, I'd love to throw in the floor mats, but I'll need to run it by the Sales Manager."
Tonight! On an all-new "Dancing With The Network Homicidal Maniacs!"
Love-Struck MSNBC Reporter Snaps; Proposes To Barack Obama
"Okay, okay, I take it back! You're not a latent ANYTHING!"
Reviews were mixed for "Die Hard XXVI: Live Free Or Die Among Discount Deck Furniture"
I know they were reenacting a crime. I'm just not sure WHICH crime.
Men's Warehouse: You're gonna like the way you look. Or I'll kill you.