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Records crowds swarmed the auditions for "Bangor's Got Talent"
Recount Election Stalls Amid Charges of White Panther Voter Intimidation
Market Continues To Suffer From Igloo Foreclosure Crisis
Impatient Holiday Shoppers Nearly Freeze To Death At Chicago Wal-Mart
"Forget the cheese," chanted the protestors. "Bring on the government carrots!"
Tonight on Nat-Geo! The Amazing Migration Of Really, Really Slow Emperor Penguins
Thousands Gather For Palin-Moose Cage Match
"Just humor him," muttered the agent at Bob Hope's final USO tour.
Reviews were mixed for Star Wars II: Attack Of The Melting Clones
Al Sharpton Denounces Secret Militia Factory That Makes White People
Residents Celebrate As Guinness Confirms "Nudist Line-Dancing" World Record
As the irony sunk in, the Global Warming Conference in Miami ended with a whimper.
"Billy! Remove those straws from your sister's head right this minute!"
Ultimately, illegal aliens became a problem along our Northern border, too.