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Questionable Headache Remedy Discovered In Health-Care Bill
Planned Parenthood Announces Radical New Birth Control Technique
"Gumm gumm, miko ah ah!" remarked the island king, as visiting Secretary of State Clinton's aides briskly searched their phrasebooks.
History tells us little about Lady Gaga's first album, "Narcissus and Laquisha"
Nobody was much surprised when the notorious Cheshire Cat Burglar copped an insanity plea.
Tonight! On an all-new Corrective Dentistry!
Man Survives Head-On Collision With Pier 1 Imports Truck
Obviously, the shaman had been nipping the ceremonial berry juice again.
Reviews were mixed for ESPN's debut of low-impact hockey
Stranded Naturalists Discover World's Ugliest Gourd