I am in the process of writing the sequel to Seduction and Snacks. I just wrote "Elephantitis of the balls" in a sentence. And then I decided to Google it just to see if it was a real thing. And then I clicked on "images". Folks, don't ever do this. EVER. These are things that can never be unseen.
I'm now going to Google puppies and kittens frolicking on rainbows while cuddling with unicorns in the hopes that my soul will be restored to its original, unblackened form.
Have a good day everyone! And may you never, ever fall victim to Elephantitis of the balls. Or be looking over the shoulder of someone Googling it.
Tara
Seduction and Snacks