Google is the Devil!

I am in the process of writing the sequel to Seduction and Snacks. I just wrote "Elephantitis of the balls" in a sentence. And then I decided to Google it just to see if it was a real thing. And then I clicked on "images". Folks, don't ever do this. EVER. These are things that can never be unseen.

I'm now going to Google puppies and kittens frolicking on rainbows while cuddling with unicorns in the hopes that my soul will be restored to its original, unblackened form.

Have a good day everyone! And may you never, ever fall victim to Elephantitis of the balls. Or be looking over the shoulder of someone Googling it.

Tara Seduction and Snacks
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Published on July 10, 2012 07:32 Tags: elephantitis-of-the-balls, seduction-and-snacks
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message 1: by Jessica (new)

Jessica Wirth I dare you to google "blue waffle". DARE. YOU. That too is something that can never been unseen!


message 2: by Tara (new)

Tara OMG I've done that! Someone at work made me do it. Probably not the wisest thing to Google on a work computer, but I'm still employed so it's ok.


message 3: by Jessica (new)

Jessica Wirth haha, that's definitely the worst "google image" I've ever come across! Have a good day!


message 4: by Sara ~Sphunky~ (new)

Sara  ~Sphunky~ I'm so happy to hear your writing a sequel to Seduction and Snacks. I'm in the middle of reading it now and I can't tell you how many times I've laughed out loud in public (and at home). I'm recommending it to everyone I know. I love it!


message 5: by Tara (new)

Tara Sara ~Sphunky~ wrote: "I'm so happy to hear your writing a sequel to Seduction and Snacks. I'm in the middle of reading it now and I can't tell you how many times I've laughed out loud in public (and at home). I'm reco..."

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're enjoying it :)


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